The Democratic Republic of News Corp
The preferred political party of News Corp isn't working out too great, so now News Corp wants Australia to become a dictatorship. Â After reading this, at first I thought living in a dictatorship was a great idea. Â But then I had a really big bowel movement, and the urge for dictatorship went away. Â Now Iâm happy with democracy once again. Â Sticking with democracy is probably a good idea.
I thought I wanted a dictatorship, but turns out I just needed to poo. Maybe I need more fiber in my diet.










