DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PASSPORT ANYMORE.

>ABOUT

>LAWS

“I think that Port is in his room- Perhaps that Coolatta simply went to check in on him right before the test malfunctioned?” Coomer suggested, tilting his head to the side slightly as he did so, “It could make sense, right gentlemen?”

“Oh my god- You’re fuckin’ right!” Bubby said, flapping his arms- Wings?- up and down for a moment before turning to Gordon, “Can you go check? I mean, you’re probably gonna be fuckin’ safe out there with that suit on, and it’s not like anyone’s alive to stop you over in the hall.”

“Yyyyeah..” Gordon looked over towards the hall that Coomer had come out of, “So, I guess I’m goin’? You two are staying here?”

“Yeah, I think we shouldn’t just be fucking around here n’ wasting time. They could be fuckin’ dead.”

“You’re right! Me and Bubby are not human! I seem to be a shapeshifter, and my dear professor is a bird!”

“That’s probably for the best. Don’t want to fuckin’ lose him when this place is crumbling.”

“Yeah.. Apparently just human blood.”

“Gordon, if it makes you feel better, I do not consider you human anymore!”

“Well, I feel normal. There was no blood on those walls that belonged to me, it was just human blood.”

“I don’t think you can, really? You’re kinda like- Some little voice. I can only tell that you’re not my thoughts because you all have a different voice.. Yours is feminine? And uh, mine is not, thankfully.”

“He, uh-”

“He owns this fuckin’ facility! Head of the physiology department, thinks he’s all high and mighty because he-”

“Coolatta was, uh-” 

Everyone looked between each other, before grimacing. Only Bubby. actually said what was on everyone’s minds- Just, a bit more forcefully.

“Leasvew’s a dumb bitch. He’s in charge, fucks everything up! Gives avians a bad track..”

“Okay, I will not blame myself!”

“The test messed up? That.. Shouldn’t have happened. I spent the night before with Coolatta making sure it was up to OSHA approved standards, the best quality, it shouldn’t have... Have messed up? Did I mess it up?”