Null anon

@null-anon

the title says it all

47 posts

(this blog has no reason for existing other than to make threads of stupid stuff we send to our friends)

(main is @yourlocalxiaosimp)

(pfp drawn by @moicat)

(edit: they’re chill with the blog :D)

#blog intro #does this count as a gimmick blog?#is this a roleplay blog???#✨existential crisis✨

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dottore-official

What do you do before going to sleep?

Make sure the doors are all locked, all machines and tech is powered down, brush and floss my teeth, brush out my hair, get into pajamas, and listen to this one white noise track after turning off the lights.

imagine sleeping

dottore-official

Null, go to bed.

:(

dottore-official

What do you do before going to sleep?

Make sure the doors are all locked, all machines and tech is powered down, brush and floss my teeth, brush out my hair, get into pajamas, and listen to this one white noise track after turning off the lights.

imagine sleeping

#(definitely not 4am when we reblogged this)

Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

“Non, I think I will be fine without it. I am simply waiting for the Monsieur to come back because apparently I have a protein deficiency.”

Eh, you’ll be fine. Dottore’s said I have a bunch of deficiencies, and look how I turned out.

*does not look good at all*

“...Frankly, I would rather not look anything like you.”

Okay, you don’t have to try it. Can you help me find it, though? I will snap if I don’t find it in the next hour.

Dorian glances around the room and spots a cabinet with a lock on it.

“Maybe in there?”

Genius!

*scurries to the cabinet and starts tugging at the lock*

Dammit.

*pulls the lock as hard as he can*

Dorian climbs up to reach the cabinet and pulls the metal hair ornament he had pinning his bangs back out and puts it in the keyhole of the lock, jostling it a bit until he heard a soft click.

“Voila! I knew that would be useful one day.”

Oh perfect! Why didn’t I think of that?

*takes out all the bags that were in there*

Thanks, kid!

*opens one of the bags and takes a long whiff*

Mmmmmmmmmm that’s the shit.

“I've done you a favor, yes? I guess that means you owe me.”

It does? Hmmm…

*opens a different bag and offers him a joint*

I know you said you don’t wanna try crack, but weed’s a little more chill. It’ll help you be less skittish.

“I'm not skittish. And besides, I meant something a little more useful. You have money, yes?”

…Uhm. Does stealing Dottore’s count?

“...Give me the weed.”

*hands him the weed*

You need a lighter?

Dorian just. Eats the joint.

He doesn't know how joints work.

…That’s one way to take it.

*looks at the other joints for a second before eating one too*

Hm. Not a lot of effect, but tasty.

“I'm quite sure that substances do not affect me regardless.”

interesting…

Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

“Non, I think I will be fine without it. I am simply waiting for the Monsieur to come back because apparently I have a protein deficiency.”

Eh, you’ll be fine. Dottore’s said I have a bunch of deficiencies, and look how I turned out.

*does not look good at all*

“...Frankly, I would rather not look anything like you.”

Okay, you don’t have to try it. Can you help me find it, though? I will snap if I don’t find it in the next hour.

Dorian glances around the room and spots a cabinet with a lock on it.

“Maybe in there?”

Genius!

*scurries to the cabinet and starts tugging at the lock*

Dammit.

*pulls the lock as hard as he can*

Dorian climbs up to reach the cabinet and pulls the metal hair ornament he had pinning his bangs back out and puts it in the keyhole of the lock, jostling it a bit until he heard a soft click.

“Voila! I knew that would be useful one day.”

Oh perfect! Why didn’t I think of that?

*takes out all the bags that were in there*

Thanks, kid!

*opens one of the bags and takes a long whiff*

Mmmmmmmmmm that’s the shit.

“I've done you a favor, yes? I guess that means you owe me.”

It does? Hmmm…

*opens a different bag and offers him a joint*

I know you said you don’t wanna try crack, but weed’s a little more chill. It’ll help you be less skittish.

“I'm not skittish. And besides, I meant something a little more useful. You have money, yes?”

…Uhm. Does stealing Dottore’s count?

“...Give me the weed.”

*hands him the weed*

You need a lighter?

Dorian just. Eats the joint.

He doesn't know how joints work.

…That’s one way to take it.

*looks at the other joints for a second before eating one too*

Hm. Not a lot of effect, but tasty.

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

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Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

“Non, I think I will be fine without it. I am simply waiting for the Monsieur to come back because apparently I have a protein deficiency.”

Eh, you’ll be fine. Dottore’s said I have a bunch of deficiencies, and look how I turned out.

*does not look good at all*

“...Frankly, I would rather not look anything like you.”

Okay, you don’t have to try it. Can you help me find it, though? I will snap if I don’t find it in the next hour.

Dorian glances around the room and spots a cabinet with a lock on it.

“Maybe in there?”

Genius!

*scurries to the cabinet and starts tugging at the lock*

Dammit.

*pulls the lock as hard as he can*

Dorian climbs up to reach the cabinet and pulls the metal hair ornament he had pinning his bangs back out and puts it in the keyhole of the lock, jostling it a bit until he heard a soft click.

“Voila! I knew that would be useful one day.”

Oh perfect! Why didn’t I think of that?

*takes out all the bags that were in there*

Thanks, kid!

*opens one of the bags and takes a long whiff*

Mmmmmmmmmm that’s the shit.

“I've done you a favor, yes? I guess that means you owe me.”

It does? Hmmm…

*opens a different bag and offers him a joint*

I know you said you don’t wanna try crack, but weed’s a little more chill. It’ll help you be less skittish.

“I'm not skittish. And besides, I meant something a little more useful. You have money, yes?”

…Uhm. Does stealing Dottore’s count?

“...Give me the weed.”

*hands him the weed*

You need a lighter?

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

“Non, I think I will be fine without it. I am simply waiting for the Monsieur to come back because apparently I have a protein deficiency.”

Eh, you’ll be fine. Dottore’s said I have a bunch of deficiencies, and look how I turned out.

*does not look good at all*

“...Frankly, I would rather not look anything like you.”

Okay, you don’t have to try it. Can you help me find it, though? I will snap if I don’t find it in the next hour.

Dorian glances around the room and spots a cabinet with a lock on it.

“Maybe in there?”

Genius!

*scurries to the cabinet and starts tugging at the lock*

Dammit.

*pulls the lock as hard as he can*

Dorian climbs up to reach the cabinet and pulls the metal hair ornament he had pinning his bangs back out and puts it in the keyhole of the lock, jostling it a bit until he heard a soft click.

“Voila! I knew that would be useful one day.”

Oh perfect! Why didn’t I think of that?

*takes out all the bags that were in there*

Thanks, kid!

*opens one of the bags and takes a long whiff*

Mmmmmmmmmm that’s the shit.

“I've done you a favor, yes? I guess that means you owe me.”

It does? Hmmm…

*opens a different bag and offers him a joint*

I know you said you don’t wanna try crack, but weed’s a little more chill. It’ll help you be less skittish.

“I'm not skittish. And besides, I meant something a little more useful. You have money, yes?”

…Uhm. Does stealing Dottore’s count?

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

“Non, I think I will be fine without it. I am simply waiting for the Monsieur to come back because apparently I have a protein deficiency.”

Eh, you’ll be fine. Dottore’s said I have a bunch of deficiencies, and look how I turned out.

*does not look good at all*

“...Frankly, I would rather not look anything like you.”

Okay, you don’t have to try it. Can you help me find it, though? I will snap if I don’t find it in the next hour.

Dorian glances around the room and spots a cabinet with a lock on it.

“Maybe in there?”

Genius!

*scurries to the cabinet and starts tugging at the lock*

Dammit.

*pulls the lock as hard as he can*

Dorian climbs up to reach the cabinet and pulls the metal hair ornament he had pinning his bangs back out and puts it in the keyhole of the lock, jostling it a bit until he heard a soft click.

“Voila! I knew that would be useful one day.”

Oh perfect! Why didn’t I think of that?

*takes out all the bags that were in there*

Thanks, kid!

*opens one of the bags and takes a long whiff*

Mmmmmmmmmm that’s the shit.

“I've done you a favor, yes? I guess that means you owe me.”

It does? Hmmm…

*opens a different bag and offers him a joint*

I know you said you don’t wanna try crack, but weed’s a little more chill. It’ll help you be less skittish.

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

“Non, I think I will be fine without it. I am simply waiting for the Monsieur to come back because apparently I have a protein deficiency.”

Eh, you’ll be fine. Dottore’s said I have a bunch of deficiencies, and look how I turned out.

*does not look good at all*

“...Frankly, I would rather not look anything like you.”

Okay, you don’t have to try it. Can you help me find it, though? I will snap if I don’t find it in the next hour.

Dorian glances around the room and spots a cabinet with a lock on it.

“Maybe in there?”

Genius!

*scurries to the cabinet and starts tugging at the lock*

Dammit.

*pulls the lock as hard as he can*

Dorian climbs up to reach the cabinet and pulls the metal hair ornament he had pinning his bangs back out and puts it in the keyhole of the lock, jostling it a bit until he heard a soft click.

“Voila! I knew that would be useful one day.”

Oh perfect! Why didn’t I think of that?

*takes out all the bags that were in there*

Thanks, kid!

*opens one of the bags and takes a long whiff*

Mmmmmmmmmm that’s the shit.

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

“Non, I think I will be fine without it. I am simply waiting for the Monsieur to come back because apparently I have a protein deficiency.”

Eh, you’ll be fine. Dottore’s said I have a bunch of deficiencies, and look how I turned out.

*does not look good at all*

“...Frankly, I would rather not look anything like you.”

Okay, you don’t have to try it. Can you help me find it, though? I will snap if I don’t find it in the next hour.

Dorian glances around the room and spots a cabinet with a lock on it.

“Maybe in there?”

Genius!

*scurries to the cabinet and starts tugging at the lock*

Dammit.

*pulls the lock as hard as he can*

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

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Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

“Non, I think I will be fine without it. I am simply waiting for the Monsieur to come back because apparently I have a protein deficiency.”

Eh, you’ll be fine. Dottore’s said I have a bunch of deficiencies, and look how I turned out.

*does not look good at all*

“...Frankly, I would rather not look anything like you.”

Okay, you don’t have to try it. Can you help me find it, though? I will snap if I don’t find it in the next hour.

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

Null sees Rudra standing at the end of a long and poorly lit hallway. It then drops to all fours and starts scuttling towards him

@crossroadsglade

Huh?

*drops to all fours and starts scuttling side to side in self defense*

crossroadsglade

It lets out a crazy cackle and rams right into Null

Ow!

*rams right back into Rudra*

crossroadsglade

It cackles, ramming and headbutting Null. Fucking weirdos

*screeches and headbutts Rudra as hard as he can*

#null anon #rudra

Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

“Non, I think I will be fine without it. I am simply waiting for the Monsieur to come back because apparently I have a protein deficiency.”

Eh, you’ll be fine. Dottore’s said I have a bunch of deficiencies, and look how I turned out.

*does not look good at all*

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

Null sees Rudra standing at the end of a long and poorly lit hallway. It then drops to all fours and starts scuttling towards him

@crossroadsglade

Huh?

*drops to all fours and starts scuttling side to side in self defense*

crossroadsglade

It lets out a crazy cackle and rams right into Null

Ow!

*rams right back into Rudra*

#null anon #rudra

Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

Was. Was Dorian supposed to know what that was? He blinked owlishly, a tad concerned as he nervously picked at the scales on his arms.

“I'm afraid I don't know what that is.”

Waht

You don’t know what crack is??? Oh boy! Help me look for a bag of white powder and I’ll show you the time of your fucking life!

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

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Null sees Rudra standing at the end of a long and poorly lit hallway. It then drops to all fours and starts scuttling towards him

@crossroadsglade

Huh?

*drops to all fours and starts scuttling side to side in self defense*

#null anon #rudra #(edit: it’s literally just her name lmao #*their name #oops #)

Where are the drugs? Have you seen them? I know Dottore hid them around here somewhere…

-Null anon

“Excusez-moi?! The WHAT?”

You know. The nose powder. Devil’s dandruff. I NEED MY FUCKING CRACK!

*clears throat*

…He keeps taking my stash. I swore I hid it from him good this time, but it’s gone again.

#null anon #the stray catfish doctor adopted

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