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all sentences were taken from various scenarios related to arranged marriages mostly in the historical, fantasy or medieval setting. you can use them as base for starters or change place, pronouns as you see fit.
1. Arranged Marriages:
"Youโll be wed to him by sunset, whether you like it or not. The banners are already being stitched."
"Your union will bring peace to the realms. Thatโs all that matters now."
"I don't know him, Father. How am I to trust a man I've never met?"
"This marriage is a treaty, not a love match. Smile and seal the fate of our kingdom."
"The King has decreed it, and his word is law. You will marry the lord from the north."
2. Civil Marriages:
"Itโs been agreed that we will marry, but it doesnโt mean we have to care for one another."
"Our union will be one of duty, not affection. I expect you to know your role."
"There will be no grand feast. Let us sign the papers, exchange vows, and be done with it."
"Marriage is a bond of power, not of the heart. We shall be civil, nothing more."
"Our marriage may not be one of love, but it will be a prosperous one."
3. Animosity Marriages:
"You think this marriage will bring me to heel? Youโll find I am not so easily tamed."
"Marry you? I would sooner take a blade to the throat than suffer beside you."
"I hate you as much as you hate me, but if it secures the throne, Iโll say the vows."
"This is no marriage, it's a prison, and you're the jailer."
"Forced to marry my enemy? I'd rather fight him on the battlefield than share his bed."
4. Marriages of Convenience:
"We both know what this isโa transaction. I expect no less than what we agreed upon."
"Our marriage will benefit us both. We need not speak of love, only power."
"Convenience. Thatโs all it is. Weโll play our roles and nothing more."
"It may not be what either of us wanted, but it is what we both need."
"A marriage of convenience is still a marriage. We shall gain what we desire and go our separate ways."
5. Secret Marriages:
"No one must know of this union. We canโt afford to let our enemies find out."
"By dawn, weโll be wed in secret, and none will suspect what we've done."
"The gods have witnessed our vows, but no one else must."
"This marriage must remain hidden until the time is right."
"Our love must be kept in shadows. We cannot risk the kingdomโs wrath."
1. Shock:
"Youโre marrying who? Surely, this must be some jest."
"No, I refuse to believe it! They wouldn't force me into this!"
"They have announced our marriage without even consulting me?"
"You mean to tell me my life has been decided with a mere letter?"
"Marriage? To him? I would rather be banished."
2. Calm Acceptance:
"I knew this day would come. There is no use fighting it now."
"So, this is to be my fate? Very well, I shall prepare for the wedding."
"It seems the council has made their choice. I suppose Iโll have to make mine."
"I always knew I wouldnโt marry for love. Iโll wear the crown, if that is what they wish."
"The marriage has been decided? Then let us move forward."
3. Dread:
"This canโt be happening. How could they bind me to someone so cruel?"
"I cannotโwill notโmarry them. Not after everything they've done."
"Marriage? To him? Heโll ruin me. Heโll ruin everything."
"How could they arrange this without my consent? I canโt do this."
"They cannot force me into this union. I will find a way out."
4. Surprise:
"A marriage? But I wasnโt even aware there were negotiations!"
"Married? To him? I thought they would never agree to it."
"Well, that wasโฆ unexpected. When is the ceremony?"
"The marriage has been arranged? I didnโt think anyone would ever want to wed me."
"I hadnโt anticipated a proposal, much less a marriage contract. How long have they been planning this?"
5. Reluctant Acceptance:
"If this is what must be done to keep the peace, then so be it."
"I never wanted this, but Iโll do my duty for the sake of the realm."
"Marriage was never my choice, but I will fulfill my obligations."
"It seems I have no say in the matter. Iโll prepare for the wedding."
"This is not the life I wanted, but if it is what the kingdom demands, I will marry."
6. Demaning the Marriage:
"You will marry him, or youโll have no place in this house any longer." "I demand you fulfill your duty and marry the prince. It is for the good of the realm." "Your fatherโs last wish was for you to marry. You will honor it." "Youโll marry me, or Iโll see you cast out of every noble house in this kingdom." "The treaty demands this marriage, and so do I. You will not defy the crown." "I expect you to stand beside him at the altar. There is no other option." "Your marriage to her is the only thing that can save this alliance. You will do as youโre told." "Marry him, or the war will continue. This is your chance to stop the bloodshed." "Youโve been betrothed since childhood. Now, itโs time to fulfill that promise." "I demand you take her hand in marriage, or you will lose everything." "Marry me, or your familyโs lands will be forfeit to the crown." "You have no choice. This marriage will happen, with or without your blessing." "The fate of your house depends on this marriage. You will not refuse." "Youโll marry him, or your title will be stripped from you." "Marry her, or the crown will consider it an act of treason." "This marriage is not a requestโitโs a command." "You owe it to the family to marry her. The survival of our name depends on it." "There will be no further debate. You will marry him." "The council has decided, and you will marry. There is no escaping this." "This marriage has been arranged, and you will see it through." "You will wed her, or your familyโs debts will never be forgiven." "Marry him, or youโll be cast out of every noble circle in this land." "The marriage is necessary for the alliance. You will go through with it." "Youโll marry, or the consequences will be dire for your entire family." "This marriage isnโt just for you. Itโs for the realm. You will marry."
7. Refusing the Marriage.
"I refuse to marry him. You can send me to the gallows, but I wonโt say the vows." "You may have my life, but you will never have my hand in marriage." "I will not marry her. Not today, not ever." "I will die before I am bound to a man I despise." "I refuse to be a pawn in this marriage game." "This marriage is a mistake, and I will not be a part of it." "I cannot marry him. My heart belongs to another." "I will not be forced into a marriage I did not choose." "The crown may demand it, but I will not be forced into this union." "I will not marry her, no matter the consequences." "Iโll run away before I let them marry me to him." "You canโt force me into this. I refuse to marry him!" "The answer is no. I will not marry someone I do not love." "I cannot and will not marry him. No one can make me." "I will not be sold into a marriage like a piece of livestock." "My answer is finalโI will not marry her." "This is not the life I wanted, and I will not marry him." "No amount of persuasion will force me into this marriage." "I will not be tied to a man who sees me as nothing more than a prize." "I refuse to be part of this political game. I wonโt marry her." "You can threaten me all you like, but I will not marry him." "I will not marry for duty. I will marry for love, or not at all." "The marriage contract is torn. I will not wed him." "No force on earth will make me stand before an altar with him." "I will not be bound by chains of a marriage I did not choose."
8. Accepting or Warming up to Marriage:
"Perhaps this marriage isnโt such a terrible idea after all. It could bring more than just peace." "Iโve had time to think, and maybeโฆ just maybe, this could work." "I never thought Iโd say this, but Iโm beginning to see the value in our union." "At first, I resisted, but nowโฆ the idea of marriage doesnโt seem so unbearable." "It may not have been my choice, but Iโm starting to understand why it has to be this way." "The more I think on it, the more I realize that this marriage might actually be good for both of us." "I canโt deny that thereโs strength in unity. Perhaps marriage is the best path forward." "I didnโt expect to say this, but Iโm willing to give this marriage a chance." "Iโve come to terms with it. This marriage could bring something more than I first imagined." "Iโve fought it for so long, but maybeโฆ itโs time to accept my fate." "You know, I think we could make this marriage work, if weโre both willing." "Strange, isnโt it? How the idea of marriage once repelled me, but nowโฆ it feels like the right course." "I used to hate the thought of it, but now I see there might be a future in this marriage." "Iโm starting to believe that we can find happiness in this arrangement, even if it wasnโt love at first." "At first, I feared this union, but nowโฆ now I think we could build something real." "It wasnโt my first choice, but Iโve realized we might find more than just duty in this marriage." "I never thought Iโd come around to the idea, but this marriage could bring more than just titles and lands." "Iโve had my doubts, but perhaps we can make this more than just an alliance." "If weโre both committed to this marriage, I believe we could find peaceโand maybe something more." "I once thought Iโd be miserable, but now I seeโฆ perhaps thereโs hope for us after all." "We might not have chosen each other, but I think thereโs a way forward in this marriage." "I didnโt expect to ever feel this way, but Iโm beginning to look forward to our wedding." "Maybe this marriage was meant to be. Thereโs potential for more here than either of us anticipated." "I used to dread the idea of being married, but with youโฆ maybe it wonโt be so bad." "It seems strange to say, but Iโm actually beginning to warm to the idea of being your spouse."
9. The wedding night.
"Soโฆ this is it, then? Our wedding night. Are you as nervous as I am?" "I know weโre bound by duty, but tonightโฆ letโs forget everything else and just be ourselves." "Do you think weโll remember this night with fondness? Or as just another part of our duty?" "I wonโt pretend this isnโt strange, butโฆ weโve made it this far. Letโs take the rest one step at a time." "You donโt need to worry. Tonight will be whatever we choose it to be." "This is the part of marriage no one really talks about, isnโt it?" "Thereโs no rush. Weโve just the night and the rest of our lives ahead of us." "Are you sure you're comfortable with this? We can go slow if thatโs what you prefer." "Iโve waited for this moment for so long, but now that itโs hereโฆ I donโt know where to begin." "Thereโs no need for fear. Weโre in this together now, for better or worse." "I know you didnโt choose this marriage, but tonightโฆ I hope we can find some common ground." "I never thought Iโd say this, but Iโm actually looking forward to this part of the wedding." "This night doesnโt have to be perfect. Justโฆ ours." "Iโve been told whatโs expected of us, but Iโd rather we create our own expectations." "Weโre alone now. No court, no family, just us. What do you want tonight to be?" "You lookโฆ beautiful. I know this isnโt easy, but I want you to know Iโm here for you." "Weโve gone through the ceremony. Now comes the real challenge, doesnโt it?" "I hope you donโt expect too much from me tonight. Iโve never done this before." "No one ever told me how awkward a wedding night might be. Shall we just talk for a while?" "Tonight is about more than just obligation. I want this to mean something for both of us." "Iโm not sure what happens next, but Iโd like to figure it out together." "Itโs just you and me now. No expectations, no pressureโjust us." "Shall we make this night one to remember for something other than just duty?" "I know this is part of the marriage, butโฆ I want you to know you have a choice in how it goes." "We can take our time. This night is ours, and no one elseโs."
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PROMPTS FROM CRITICAL ROLE: THE MIGHTY NEIN * ย assorted dialogue from the campaign, adjust as necessary
yeah. the world does need an asshole.
you're not my type.
i don't normally speak with the dead on a first date, but we'll think about it.
are you secretly in love with me?
it's a chair. it's a standard chair.
i'm really really nice, but i don't always make the best decisions.
sleep well with your bad decisions.
that sounds like someone whose ass i would like to kick.
it's entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are. i genuinely do not know how to react. take that as a compliment.
is that a natural thing for you guys to just attack each other in moments of stress?
fucking seaweed wraps are the shit!
well, my social anxiety is getting the best of me. i'm taking a walk. goodbye.
i've never traveled with a bunch of people i thought would die in front of me.
tell you what. i start sweating real hard, i'll let you know, okay?
please. please help me.
the rule is that evil dies.
you need me more than i need you.
eventually, someday somebody will pray for a miracle, pray for something to save them to whatever gods are nearby, and that prayer will be answered because you'll show up.
you were not born with venom in your veins.
i'm asking you to open your heart to chaos.
nothing happens for a reason. it's absolute fucking chaos.
we have to keep them from being... dead.
have you ever had a blueberry cupcake?
i smell like a crayon.
can i get a hug?
i could be her beacon.
i think we have a job to finish.
i pick and choose my apologies.
it's better to have someone's word broken than to have no word at all.
i would rather you put your faith in me for something more important than my curiosity.
oh shit, are we a cult?
i heard you.
man, you make vulnerability look so easy.
there's a dick hidden somewhere in there.
you pick and choose your fights. me? best not to give in to a man i can crush with one hand.
it's still you though, right?
you don't get to talk anymore.
it's a regular fucking turtle.
i'm trying to be nice. this is as painful for me as it is for you. just give me five seconds.
you are blue.
i mean, i don't want to impose, but i'm bleeding profusely.
i did my best every town i went to and every town i left, no matter how they treated me, and a lot of them treated me with deep disrespect. i left every town better than i found it.
i'm always ready to make a damn fool of myself.
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โi love you.โ
โiโm scared youโll find someone else.โ
โsomewhere along the way, things changed.โ
โi canโt stay without you.โ
โyou took my virginity and fucked up my heart too.โ
โi know youโre still in love with her.โ
โyou were in my veins, you fuck.โ
โiโm sorry i wasnโt good enough.โ
โi have no regrets. youโre the best.โ
โyou love someone else.โ
โwhy wasnโt i good enough for you?โ
โi will always love you but iโm done showing it.โ
โi wish you loved me back.โ
โi miss you.โ
โyou said i was asking for it.โ
โan ocean was further than it seemed.โ
โi still have the snowglobe you gave me.โ
โyou arenโt good enough for me.โ
โfuck you iโm good enough.โ
โeverything i feel is connected to you.โ
โi want to try again.โ
โthat halo of yours is brilliant.โ
โi still hate that i need you.โ
โi wish things didnโt work out this way.โ
โyouโll never realize how much i love you.โ
โit hurts to breathe.โ
โi donโt regret anything.โ
โitโs as if you still want to be in my life.โ
โi spit my heart into my palms.โ
โfall in love with someone else where i canโt see it.โ
โyouโre still one of my best decisions.โ
โi canโt get over you.โ
โthey are roses. i am a dandelion.โ
โi think about you often. wish i didnโt.โ
โi want a do over on our first kiss.โ
โi will never forget you. i canโt stand you either.โ
โyou ruined my life. i can never forget you.โ
โloosing you would be awful.โ
โi never loved you. it was lust.โ
โyou know me better than i know myself.โ
โiโve never been in love.โ
โmaybe? you meant never.โ
โiโve never been anywhere as cold as you.โ
โi would always fall for you again.โ
โi hate you.โ

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โ what is the dumbest argument they've ever had?
โพ what kind of 'couple talk' have they developed? (baby talk, weird words or phrases that are an inside joke etc.)
แฏฝ how has your muse changed since their relationship? in what ways do they rub off on one another?
โ what was the first quirk of the other's which became endearing but annoying?
โ what moment made them realize they're in love?
โ what foods do they swap or pick out of their food that the other will eat for them?
โฅ what song(s) would they send each other when first beginning to date?
โ who likes to cook and who cleans? how do they generally divide domestic labor?
โ what hobbies do they do together? if they prefer parallel play what sort of tasks and hobbies do they like to do in each other's company?
โฃ what is their favorite color(s) to see the other in?
โ how does their casual intimacy look? what part of the body do they tend to innocently/comfortingly caress?
โ what was your muse's first impression of the other? how did it change over time?
GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN !ย PART 1/?ย aย collectionย ofย ozzy osbourne quotesย taken out of the osbournes show in honor of the legend himself.
we're not going to break the law, [ name ].
who's pissed?
i'm going to throw it into the pool.
it's that fucking terrorist.
why do they do it, sharon? what's the big deal, man?
it must have an extra tank in it's ass.
i love the smell of armpits in the morning. smells like victory.
she's fucked.
maybe you have to drive without your car.
you can train the dog to balance balls on it's fucking head but not to open the door.
i feel like i'm invisible again.
you attack people.
don't get rid of lola. i love her.
no, darling, you don't need a therapist. you just need to get up at 7 and open the fucking door.
why don't we get a piece of wood and whack the dog 'round the back of the head with it?
i thought i saw it all but now i have a dog therapist. fucking hell.
what? shit?
SHARONNNNNNN!
what the fuck are you doing?
i'm standing here like a stripper with no clothes on.
i don't like it, okay?
this is very flamboyant.
do you think this looks like ricky martin on his day off?
i hate these fucking stretches.
i feel like a dick head in these things.
fucking pimp mobile.
oh wonderful. we'll live here then.
we're going to talk about sexual intercourse and things.
you know, with the antidepressants, it screws your sex life up.
i'm all loaded and i fire blanks now!
i'm lying there like i'm camping with a tent pole!
oh, fuckin' hell.
i told him to buy a proper fucking backpack.
how the fuck to you feed a tree?
do you put a fucking ham sandwich on the tree or something?
what happened? what happened? what happened?
what did she do.
you got a tattoo? where?
have you shown mummy?
you've got that there for the rest of your fucking life.
that's going to get an infection.
she's not mad.
she's just disappointed.
she just thinks you're a very stupid person.
to be somebody unique, don't have a tattoo.
everyone and their friend has a tattoo.
my father went insane.
i thought she was going to show me a picture of an eagle on her ass or something.
look. tell her to book me a gynecologist appointment. i won't mind.
i'd go. i'll go for you 'cause i feel like a cunt.
i wouldn't book him to a dick doctor!
every time i mention a vagina doctor you get a smirk on your face.
what have you been up to?
you haven't been playing doctors and nurses, have you?
oh, beam me up, scotty.