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Triggers: people who complain about the one kid in class who has to take the full test time to complete their test, because I was that one kid

Don't be a pusillanimous

Nothing makes me feel as good as putting on a matching pair of socks in the morning.

I'm not fat enough to say I'm fat, but I'm not skinny enough to say I'm not fat. You get my drift?

Do your eyes ever do that thing where you can't tell if something is close or far away and you have to touch it to figure it out

I must have been a terrible person in my past life because I will shave my legs before bed and wake up to prickly legs and that's just not cool.

Why would you have a boring old handrail when you can have a tree going up your wall

*me at 3am* Hm Well I'll be ruined in the morning anyways, I suppose another episode couldn't hurt.

Me: *pokes sister* hey remember that one song we used to listen to by, I think her name starts with an A- Sister: it's "Here" Me: thanks