huh?

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

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Batman be like: Orphan spotted!

it's really such an experience to go from "oh this is really cool wow" to "aw man i like this so much i need to eat glass about it" i cant even pinpoint when it happened

baby tees on men will never not be great

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

oh also a girl in my class found out that I illustrate, and asked if she could commission me for a pet portrait. so I said "sorry, I don't do commissions, but I can give you a free ink sketch." and then the next class I showed up with the sketch and she said "I love this. so why don't you do commissions? I can't commission you?" and I said sorry, just a bit busy. and then she went to grab something from her bag and gave it to me and said "here is a crystal charged under the full moon," and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh, okay thanks. thank you."

You completed a side quest

No but you HAVE to understand, those 30 sickos are starved for things that explore their interests and will rapidly become 300 when their sicko friends tell all THEIR sicko friends. They engage like CRAZY. It's a sound strategy. You DO risk becoming known for that specific thing, though, so watch out for that.

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

it doesn't even make you that old anymore.

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible

My disciples are lowkey starting to annoy me

I'm so demotivated to do anything at work. I'm just tired.

I hope one day I could live by making pottery and tattoos

hi guys. I'm evil.

hmmm i’m gonna make longform posts about you where i project nuance onto your actions

nooo my evil qwailties