&&. bad intentions

Kayla: :/

Kayla: what is a not cliche halloween costume then, since your such an expert

I’m sure it would too. Multi-tasking costumes are very clever and I’m sure everyone at the party will be jealous of your skill. Cliche maybe, but also extremely ironic because I’m definitely not an angel. I can’t borrow your Pumpkin Spice idea because then we’ll have the same costume. That’s lame.

Well, you know ─ can’t get caught in something someone else is wearing it’d be just awful for my reputation as a trendsetter so I always have a back-up. Honestly I’m probably not even doing anything for Halloween except sitting on my ass in my room and eating a shit ton of candy.

What can I say? I’m great at reading people.

You should go on tv.

You sure your leg wouldn’t snap just trying to kick the ball? Not sure if I want to know why. What makes you think you’re worth paying, anyway? Your ability to talk big doesn’t say shit for how good you are when it counts. Brilliant, I’ll cheer you on. Your opinion, that’s why.

I drink plenty of milk, my bones are strong as steel. Long story. Oh have no doubt, I’m a terrible disappointment in everything I do ─ just ask my father. But your eagerness for more sure says a lot. Are you going to put on the proper get-up too?

Kayla: i refuse to promote the sexualisation of such a religious person

Kayla: ooooh maybe i'll be a playboy bunny

Kayla: or is that overdone?

Kayla: nO

Kayla: but it's halloween :/

Rian: um

Kayla: aw a compliment im blushing

Kayla: but i still need a costume

Rian: naked

Physics, yeah? Maybe you should try out for the football team. I’ll be sure your funeral is all pretty when you break every bone in your body in the first game. You really are a blonde version of my brother, I’m not sure how I feel about that. You do have a swimmer’s body and you like to be held down, water polo would be perfect for you. That’s subjective.

Please, only idiots tackle the kicker. Check and mate. That means you have to pay me to fuck me; just so you know. Convinced your brother is a prostitute. Great, I’ll try out tomorrow. Gotta help me practice though. How is it subjective?

Kayla: ...

Kayla: this is true you have no respect for the hard life or death times in mY LIFE LIKE FINDING A HOT COSTUME

Kayla: in your dreams

Rian: you don't need clothes to make you hot

When you’re as close to the ground as you are, you’d need a boost to even come close. You’ve got two seasons to work on your game, in the mean time I’ll work on winning us the state title in soccer while you… do whatever it is you do. Pretend you’re not completely moon eyes over Ricci. I have no issue in being honest about what I want– that’s the difference between you and I.

Harder to bring me down, physics and all that. Table tennis mostly; thought I might try chess instead of hockey. Then again I’m pretty passionate about water polo and I’ve clearly got the muscle for wrestling. Lionel? Hardly. You’ve yet to really speak your mind about anything that means anything.

You talk big for a little guy. I’d say it was a defense mechanism, but then I’d start to sound like a shrink. Besides, I think antagonistic fits better, anyway. You know what you want.

Small but quick ─ kick your ass on the court any day. Findind your Achille’s Heel is easy enough; you’re not infallible. Think you’re a little more into it than you like to admit seeing as you’re the one who constantly brings it up.

I find the image of you wall twerking really amusing, actually. Your costume will serve more than one purpose, which means that you’re doing Halloween properly. Props to you, Rian. An angel, obviously.

I’m sure it would go viral. I’d be the most popular girl at the party with my multi-tasking costume. That’s so cliche. I’ll let you rent my Pumpkin Spice idea.

I’m trying to think of what you mean, but I’m choking. Help me out.

Feel like that might handicap me more than you. Probably fair though; looks like you haven’t been to the gym in weeks ─ fuckin chicken wings for arms.

I figured. You seem like the momma’s boy type.

Yep. That’s me. Nail on the head.

I’ll tie a hand behind my back, make it even.

I’m sure you can think of something better to occupy it with.