( * &. –– moonlight. )

My back is absolutely killing me, and I think I’m going to end up flooding my bathroom because i’m way too sleepy to try and walk back to it for my bubble bath. Do you feel that, that’s the struggle. But hey, I got those groceries everyone was looking for, so there you go. I’m fricking mom goals. Evening, hi.

My sweetest babe. Don’t flood your bath-- we’re in a drought. Get your ‘lil ass up, turn off the water, and pop in a nice bath bomb, or we’re all going to fucking die of dehydration, you inconsiderate mother. We’re your children. You can feed us, but a person can only go three days without drinking.

LOUIS: water /with/ sTUFF IN IT !!

LOUIS: hence why it's better damn

gigi: middle school ?? ok ur a lot worse than me

gigi: tough love that's our motto :)

gigi: sing it 2 me with ur celine dion impression

ariana: fr its been forever

ariana: aha ya baby :)

EK: Do it

EK: i mean you can borrow mine when i get it back

calum: right not as creepy as u lbr

calum: noooooo ur disgusting bc u think its gross

calum: tht would be a good next album name for u :~~~)

ariana: i'm not creepy wtf

ariana: it just was absolutely putrid sry man

N-No, noooo. What would give you that idea? Heh….

Well, for starters, you’re acting incredibly nervous, as if you’re fearing something, and also hesitating on speaking. It’s quite obvious.

“it’s really cool being in this business. and it’s really cool that our music is getting this much airplay– and that people really like it.” sydney grins, obviously passionate about the matter. “oh yeah– that makes sense. yeah singers are pretty bomb ass, musicians in general are awesome. like my dad is a producer, and he’s also got one of the coolest jobs in the world. i don’t think anything would be the same if he wasn’t the awesome music producer that he is. echosmith never would’ve happened. and you probably don’t care about my dad– i need to work on this no filter thing.”  

“you never know– don’t go try doing that though.” justin shrugged his shoulders. “it’s still alcohol, ar.” he narrowed his eyes at the girl, tilting his head to the side questioningly. “is there a reason why you plan on drinking this entire bottle? are you ok?”

calum: how creepy is thAT

calum: pls it's so good I could drink it forever :~))

calum: omfg so many sperms I'm crying

ariana: not TOO creepy

ariana: no no no it's disgusting ur gross

LOUIS: :((((

LOUIS: it's not JUST hot water !!!!!

gigi: when ppl quote mean girls and i forget where it came from oh man they don't stop

gigi: maybe i will and maybe i won't

gigi: oh my fuc k if u serenaded me like that i'd be in love

ariana: same same same like i'm sorry i haven't seen this movie since middle school???

ariana: :(((

EK: its not like set chapters

EK: they have different parts inside the chapters and they change character a lot

EK: Like, one 'chapter' has everyone in the apartments pov

EK: and it just weird

liz: thank god, i miss my baby :(

liz: yeah yeah yeahh

liz: shush i will lil one

ariana: ur baby misses u too i s2g

liz: hey babe are you busy

liz: u should come love me

liz: or i could come love u

liz: either way i need love

ariana: not today !

ariana: can you come can you can you can you

LOUIS: you say that like u don't agree with me

LOUIS: ur sickness must have messed with ur tastebuds

ariana: maybe i dont