NSFPORN

Ass: Now in 3-D!!!!

Like an Etch-e-Sketch, except the only thing erased is the contents of my balls. 

Do you have this in a 4?

If she's not careful, she may start a fire. 

I'm not gonna say that's piss but...it's piss. 

This makes me wanna waste babies. 

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING GAME!!!

I'm stretching out part of my body too! Weird. 

What our lives would STILL be like without the internet.

It's not your beauty, it's your booty. 

We sentence you to BONERS!

Would you call this a "round of applause"?

Yeah. I get this reaction too. Still having sex. 

Wanna see Taylor Swift's nipple? Careful. She'll write a song about you if you do. 

Lesbian titty fucking seems much more boring. 

"Katie had some big ass titaaays" -Dave Chapelle