Golden Bear

Bro, we’ve been over this, I do my job, you just be there when you need to be there. 

I’m on defense. I’m always where I need to be. But we can’t be playing defense the whole game. We need offense too to keep us off the field long enough to get our bearings. 

I’m sure you say that every year.

I do. But I really believe it this year. We’re not TOO far behind. We’re still in it. 

If you fall asleep I’m going to cry.

I promise not to fall asleep this time. 

Nah, we always come out on top.

I don’t know...I think we can do it this year. 

Don’t be mean.

Obviously the best halloween movie to watch is “Halloween”. Not that Hocus Pocus shit.

Yeah? Good luck on game day.

Thanks. I’ll be lookin’ for you during The Big Game. Hopefully we can beat you cardinals into the ground. 

Get in here and love me!!!!

Give me 5 minutes. I have to shower. You don’t want a smelly man-beast cuddling you.

I have no idea what any of that means but keep up the good work, I guess.

Thanks, Red. 

I’ve watched Hocus Pocus four times this week...

You need help. 

Fuck yeah dude. I feel like I haven’t taken off my pads at all this week. Like I totally put them on and they still felt wet.

As long as that canon of an arm you got doesn’t throw any more interceptions, then we’re good. 

Fuck man, giving it up that easy is the hardest part. We gotta get ready for USC. 

Isn’t that what you said about the last game?

Yeah well I can’t play for everyone. If I gotta motivate the D-line to actually do their damn jobs, then I’ll do that. But we’ve been playing like shit last two games. 

You seem pretty confident in this one, whatever it takes I guess.

I just want to get back to winning. No way I’m letting Stanford win the north. 

Good luck, it would suck to lose twice in a row.

If we lost to USC, it’d be three times in a row. But thanks for the reminder. We’ll try not to let you down. 

You can lift as many weights as you want, it isn’t going to make you suck less.

Thanks for the input

There will still be frozen pizza, just not as often.

Okay good. I thought for a second there you’d lost it.