cool story bro

Yes, we do need to talk. Just talk. Trust me.

Boring. I'd rather skip to the fun part.

I'm kind of leaning that way, although there's probably some things buried in there that I'll need eventually. But until then, they make a pretty solid table and chairs! If I didn't have the basement to keep them in, I'm sure I'd have to do the same. It's okay, I really don't care - just saying it's a little sad when even my business is out there. I'm kinda small potatoes. Wait, really?? You know, now that you mention it, I can see some striking resemblance... gee, I wonder who it was that started it. It's a mystery!

If you're not using it now, you're probably not gonna need it later. Like I know I need my nunchucks so I didn't even pack them away. You don't have dirty business anyways, right? So you're probably all clear. They're probably like Marley's chill, we're glad she's back. I mean, whoever started it was onto something, and handsome as hell. But yeah, pretty sure there's some truth to that rumor.

Are you free this week to meet up? I think we need to talk. @npuck

Guess so, but are we gonna actually be talking or?

Hey, did Beth leave her stuffed sloth at your place this weekend? I can't find it anywhere and she's refusing to take a nap without it. @npuck

Could be in the car, I'll check when I get a chance. Can't you use like a pic of me instead? That'll be just as effective.

Should I even bother unpacking my boxes for now or just use them as furniture and dig out the necessities until I have my own place? Any bets on how long that could last? The idea of having to pack them all up (again) and haul them to a new place (again) in probably a few months makes me want to cry.

I'd just let 'em sit until I couldn't use 'em anymore but that's just me. I hate taking shit in and out if I don't have to, not even just with boxes. My ma can't stand mess though, so she'll usually end up doin' it for me. Don't worry about rumors, someone once started that Stoner Brett was Ms. Pillsbury's son once. Not saying who started it, but maybe they were onto something.