Annoy the Oracle.

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“Aww c’mon Rengar, you actually can sing, which is a bit surprising given you’re.. well you., Never took you for the singing type. “

“And I am not the singing type, what do you even want from me? Why are you here?”

“At this point I just like messing with you” The oracle let out a soft chuckle. “Sing again, pretty please?” He seemed to be enjoying himself, teasing the hunter.

Rengar sighed and stood up from the rock he was sitting on “Just go away annoying human, you are not a worthy prey but if you keep doing this you let me no choice”

“I don’t see you killing me, you know. Kinda my thing.” He was casually moving closer. “I think that we could actually be good friends, but until then..” he stopped in front of the rock, and extended his left hand up to the feline. “How about we call a truce for now and work from there”

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“Aww c’mon Rengar, you actually can sing, which is a bit surprising given you’re.. well you., Never took you for the singing type. “

“And I am not the singing type, what do you even want from me? Why are you here?”

“At this point I just like messing with you” The oracle let out a soft chuckle. “Sing again, pretty please?” He seemed to be enjoying himself, teasing the hunter.

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“Aww c’mon Rengar, you actually can sing, which is a bit surprising given you’re.. well you., Never took you for the singing type. “

“You sure? Can I even sneak up on the oh-so great hunter? why don’t we try and figure that out”

“No you cant, but you can sneak away and leave me alone”

“I really don’t see myself leaving, literally. I can kinda see the future.  Guess you’re stuck with me Big guy.”

“Oh you can see the future? Well if we are stuck together maybe you could tell me about your death?”

“Ah.. My death..a tricky thing to tell. based upon my actions, and the actions of others, life can meet its end, and I can see it, It doesn’t necessarily mean I die that way.. Since,such as everyone else, can try to change fate I’ve seen myself die in plenty of ways, I don’t know which one I will live out to see, however”

“How unfortunate i was hoping to hear a long painfull story”

“Sorry that I couldn’t meet your tastes… Though..I hope you aren’t to reckless on future hunts. Fluffball, or else you may just bite the dust, You seem like the type who thinks he’s all that, but when push comes to shove you are just a lion with a dagger and fancy claws. You are a good hunter. but don’t let it go to your pretty little braided head”.

“Oh I am way more than just a lion with a dagger and fancy claws I am the hunter and I wont bite the dust I will crush whoever is in my way no matter who i will come out ahead, but what are you little human? You are a nothing not even worthy to be a prey”

“Oh simmer down and play with a ball of yarn, calm yourself, That mentality will get you killed, I accept the fact that you would most likely end me if I even tried to contest you. but I wouldn’t just lay down and die either Rengar, you can’t expect to be able to outmatch everyone, do you?. you must have as much ego as you have fur. I’m offering advice, its up to you if you hear me out or not” 

“Cat jokes again? How cheap, i wont listen to a silly human without any strength. Yes I have a huge ego but I earned it through hunting bigger and bigger prey”

“Its not my fault  you look like you could cuddle to death before you rip a throat out, the littlest thing could bring you down. and the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Lets see if you’ll be able to get back up, Be careful Rengar. Chances are, you will learn this lesson soon”

“You sure? Can I even sneak up on the oh-so great hunter? why don’t we try and figure that out”

“No you cant, but you can sneak away and leave me alone”

“I really don’t see myself leaving, literally. I can kinda see the future.  Guess you’re stuck with me Big guy.”

“Oh you can see the future? Well if we are stuck together maybe you could tell me about your death?”

“Ah.. My death..a tricky thing to tell. based upon my actions, and the actions of others, life can meet its end, and I can see it, It doesn’t necessarily mean I die that way.. Since,such as everyone else, can try to change fate I’ve seen myself die in plenty of ways, I don’t know which one I will live out to see, however”

“How unfortunate i was hoping to hear a long painfull story”

“Sorry that I couldn’t meet your tastes… Though..I hope you aren’t to reckless on future hunts. Fluffball, or else you may just bite the dust, You seem like the type who thinks he’s all that, but when push comes to shove you are just a lion with a dagger and fancy claws. You are a good hunter. but don’t let it go to your pretty little braided head”.

“Oh I am way more than just a lion with a dagger and fancy claws I am the hunter and I wont bite the dust I will crush whoever is in my way no matter who i will come out ahead, but what are you little human? You are a nothing not even worthy to be a prey”

“Oh simmer down and play with a ball of yarn, calm yourself, That mentality will get you killed, I accept the fact that you would most likely end me if I even tried to contest you. but I wouldn’t just lay down and die either Rengar, you can’t expect to be able to outmatch everyone, do you?. you must have as much ego as you have fur. I’m offering advice, its up to you if you hear me out or not” 

“You sure? Can I even sneak up on the oh-so great hunter? why don’t we try and figure that out”

“No you cant, but you can sneak away and leave me alone”

“I really don’t see myself leaving, literally. I can kinda see the future.  Guess you’re stuck with me Big guy.”

“Oh you can see the future? Well if we are stuck together maybe you could tell me about your death?”

“Ah.. My death..a tricky thing to tell. based upon my actions, and the actions of others, life can meet its end, and I can see it, It doesn’t necessarily mean I die that way.. Since,such as everyone else, can try to change fate I’ve seen myself die in plenty of ways, I don’t know which one I will live out to see, however”

“How unfortunate i was hoping to hear a long painfull story”

“Sorry that I couldn’t meet your tastes... Though..I hope you aren’t to reckless on future hunts. Fluffball, or else you may just bite the dust, You seem like the type who thinks he’s all that, but when push comes to shove you are just a lion with a dagger and fancy claws. You are a good hunter. but don’t let it go to your pretty little braided head”.