CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

the day i get better at functioning as a person it will be so over for everyone

my house is pretty awesome ihave an elephant in the room and a skeleton in my closet

adulthood is weird because there’s simultaneously so much grief and so much joy

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

“the time will pass anyways” has kind of changed my life unfortunately.

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart