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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

I'm an idiot but in a hot intelligent way

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

I APOLOGISE FOR NOT REPLYING TO YOUR EMAIL SOONER. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL HAVE TO CONVINCE OURSELVES THAT WE SPENT THE GIFT OF TIME ON EARTH WELL.

Nothing funnier this season than Joe being the one stalked and him being so fuckin mad about it. My brother in Christ that is your fucking move

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Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

This post is so funny bc people are like "that's bc of all the other people before you who ran late or had a problem that took too long (more than 15 min)" wow that's crazy, it's almost like there's an industry-wide problem with overbooking doctors based on the deranged idea that somehow healthcare will be able to be squeezed into the time it takes to microwave a tv dinner and every patient will never have any issues with travel time and that problem is passed onto doctors and patients. It's almost like it's a really bad quality of care to expect someone to cancel their entire days activities to see a healthcare professional once every one to six months for 15 minutes.

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