NotYourAverageNobody

imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you

why would i want a book with blank pages in it

@irrelevantpotato

That's what you get for ripping the skin off a banana and insulting it.

Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now

anime marketing was a mistake

Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season

While millions of anime studios around the world are struggling to make anime, McDonald’s can effortlessly create a masterpiece

i’m glad the mcdonalds anime has lesbians

Well. There’s another thing I’ll never unsee.

are you telling me that Australia is cat-dog?

dogs are very nostalgic creatures and oftentimes try to recreate childhood memories

Boost this! give her fameeeee.

She's singing in front of a shower and she just looks so casually amazing at it

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

STOP THIS