can i have an uhhh

birthday today :)

forgot my asterisks in my fervent shock. offering a moment of silence

jesus christ.

since i have the time i think im gonna make tht new blog now...[takes hours to find a good theme]

addicted to saying ‘peepee’ after any minor inconvenience.

grabbing risu like a ragdoll and throwing him around like bambam from the flintstones with any object he gets his tiny baby hands on.

risus magic protects him from everything except falling for a deez nuts joke.

drills a hole through your ass to make room for a multi-segmented tail made out of air dry clay and two parts epoxy sculpt.

fucked up that milkshakes are just melted ice cream made drinkable.

i think fujita is not only funny but most of the jokes he makes would not be funny if it wasn’t fujita. fujita is the constant to this algorithm, and if you take him out of it it all crumbles into disarray. example: fujita is a nice, genuinely enjoyable person. so 1 fujita + 1 corny joke = funny. if you reversed it, however, 1 asshole + corny joke = not funny. is this making any sense?

i think if they actually made a hotdog sundae a thing at dairy queen they should call it the weenie surprise.

dropped a meat pie on the floor earlier today and went ‘so true’ as i picked it up, promptly causing tanba to ask me what the fuck does that even mean.