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Bulkhead: What is love?
Ratchet: A neuromechanical con job.
Transformers has a lot of quotable lines, especially from the animated movie, but “I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise” is so fucking raw and needs more appreciation
*GASPS FOR BREATH* I'M ALIVE!!!!
And I come bearing great news! I finally have a job and a place to live, so I'm bACK, BABY!!!
Now, I'd just like to take a moment to say thank you to all of the followers that stayed with me this entire time and to the newbies that decided to follow me even though I was basically MIA.
I plan to have the request up sometime within the next week, but I will be starting my seven day training on Monday, so if I can't that's why. However, know that I will do my absolute best to do post as much as I can.
Until next time~!
I need a few days
Hey, guys. Sorry I haven't really posted anything for a few days. Prom is today so I've been constantly going from one thing to the next and I'm working on moving and getting a job. I've been booked irl to say the least. I hope you guys understand and I'll get back online as soon as I can.

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Request Update
Okay, soooo~ I know I gave an update yesterday, but as it turns out I left one out plus I got another. Sorry about that. So this will be the new order of requests:
Yandere!Merformers X Male!Reader OneShots Request
Rung and Drift
For blubrow9637 on AO3
Turns Out: NSFW MegatronXAloof!M!Human!Reader
For Elixir_writes on AO3
A Good Bot: SFW Atomizer X Human!Reader
For nerfcombat on Tumblr
Bang Bang: NSFW Fem!Reader X Multiple Headcanons
Rodimus, Blurr, Swerve, and Thunderclash
For Anon on Tumblr
NSFW!TFP!SoundwaveXMTMTE!Cygate Headcanon Request
For Anon on Tumblr
You're Mine: NSFW!Yandere!OverlordXM!Cyber!Reader Request
For commander-starscream on Tumblr
Karaoke Night: Human!Reader Headcanons
Rodimus, Drift, Rung, Megatron, Whirl, and Swerve
For Anon on Tumblr
i saw this post the other day and wasted my time making this
I’m like 69% sure that I’ve said each of these in response to my girlfriend at least once and the first two are usually followed by The Look and silence for the next 30 minutes.
Hey hey heey :}
I love hiiiIIIIIIIMMMMMMM~!!!! Random is absolutely my favorite side of Blitzwing. He’s proof that Decepticons can have fun.
I’m 100% Tearing Up Right Now
I JUST hit 42 followers. Like... I legit did NOT think that anyone would even care about this blog. Like I started out as someone who knew no one on this platform less than two months ago and now I have 42 people that have taken the time at one point or another to follow me and many of you are actively looking at the things I post. Even if they’re small little insignificant things. And want to shout out to my first followers for staying with me the whole time and for putting up with my bullshit. Thank you. Everyone. I truly appreciate each and every one of you.
Soooooo~
Some of you may remember a while back that I went from just MTMTE/LL to MTMTE/LL and TFP. Weeeeell... Guess who got back into Transformers Animated! That’s riiiight~. I did. I think we all know where this is going. Yeah, I’m adding TFA to my list of blog subjects. Now you can suffer through that too.

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Figured I’d just let you guys know what’s up next on the chopping block, so here we go~. And they will appear in the following order.
Yandere!Merformers X Male!Reader OneShots Request
A Good Bot: SFW Atomizer X Human!Reader
Bang Bang: NSFW Fem!Reader X Multiple Headcanons
NSFW!TFP!SoundwaveXMTMTE!Cygate Headcanon Request
You're Mine: NSFW!Yandere!OverlordXM!Cyber!Reader Request
First things first: Hello! Second: May I say your recent work on a request tugged my heartstrings so much that it inspired me to think of my own request of where the Lost Light's female human (giant sized thanks to Brainstorm's idea of sizing them up), Rung, Whirl are dealing with the Fort Max hostage situation, though this time the human is trying to calm Max down, but of course Whirl is trying to make sure Max doesn’t hurt Rung or her by making jabs at him so he could hurt him instead. (1/2)
A Hostage Situation:
“Wow! This is amazing, Brainstorm!” You examined yourself in the mirror with the teal and white scientist standing next to you. You were now able to stand up to his elbow joints and looked down at the device responsible for your new found size attached to your wrist. I reminded you of a digital watch except the time was replaced with height measurements and the side rim was a dial you could turn to adjust said measurements. However, it seemed like the current setting was the tallest.
“I really have outdone myself this time, haven’t I,” he stated smugly. “It was a bit difficult to figure out to expand your body since its made of flesh and not metal. Nothing I couldn’t handle though!”
“Well, thanks. I mean it. This will make living here with you guys a lot easier.” You then began to look over the bodysuit that Brainstorm had also made. It was able to change sizes with you. It was even in your three favorite colors! But the weapon specialist did say it could turn nearly invisible so you could wear other clothes over it.
“I have to go show everyone!” You then ran out of the lab to do just that. The entire crew was completely shocked since you had managed to keep this little project a secret. What could you, you wanted it to be a surprise. In total, it took about a few hours to find everyone. Well, almost everyone. You had yet to find Rung, Whirl, and, hell, even Fortress Maximus had managed to elude you. And he wasn’t exactly what you would call subtle.
You decided that you’d start with Rung, and made your way to the most obvious option. His office.
The walk was filled with the occasional exchange of pleasantries among those you passed, but mostly silence. You finally made it. His office was located near the end of the ship to it took a while.
You had just knocked on the door when a deep voice startled you.
“Y/n!? Is that you?” You whipped around to find one of the bots you were looking for, Fortress Maximus. You immediately placed your hand over your rapidly beating heart to calm it.
“Max! Oh, you scared me.” You gave a nervous grin as you looked up to meet his optics. But something was… off. He seemed nervous and kept glancing around as if someone was going to attack him. “Is everything all right, Max? You seem-”
“What are you doing here?” He said cutting you off, but you didn’t take it personally since he looked so shaken up.
“I came to see if Rung was here. I’ve been looking for him. You too, actually.”
“Listen, you need to leave now!” Fort Max bent down and whisper-yelled at you.
“What? Why?”
But the door behind you opened before Fort Max had the chance to respond, and you turned around the face whoever opened it. It was Rung. He looked at you and was utterly shocked that he could look straight ahead and lock gazes with you.
“Brainstorm,” you said absentmindedly.
“Oh, I see. That’s very extraordinary, but I’m actually in the middle of a session right now.” Rung said gesturing to the last bot you were looking for.
The helicopter gave a little wave with his claws. “Yo. Nice upgrade, Y/n. Now I don’t have to worry about stepping on you.”
You were about to laugh when Fort Max snarled in frustration behind you. Before you could turn around to see what was wrong the barrel of a very large gun was suddenly next to your head and pointing at Rung’s terrified face.
“M-Max! What are yo-” you tried to question, but he cut you off again. This time with a real yell.
“IN! NOW!” He shoved the barrel into Rung’s cheek to emphasize that he meant business.
Both you and Rung began to slowly back into the room and you heard Fort Max close the door behind him. Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed that Whirl was crouched down and quietly making his way closer. And it seemed you weren’t the only one who noticed.
Fort Max jerked his gun to point it at the former Wrecker, who immediately threw stealth to the wind and charged at the armed bot with a battle cry. Fort Max fired a few shots at Whirl fully intent on blowing him away, but the blue chopper was nibble and dodged. “BRING IT, GLITCH!”
Whirl jumped over both you and Rung and tackled Fort Max into the door he had just closed. You two made a break for it to the furthest part of the room by the window. You wanted to help but knew you couldn’t.
You watched in horror as your two friends battled it out, and once Fort Max snapped out of his daze it was almost immediately over. What started as a fight turned into a beating for the smaller of the two, but he refused to fall even after his frame was wrecked to hell. Whirl was still struggling when the red-eyed Autobot ripped off his guns and wrapped his entire servo around his helm but went limp when the larger smashed the side of his helm into the wall.
“Whirl!” You cupped your mouth as you feared the worst. You were only slightly relieved when the ex-Wrecker groaned in pain, but Fort Max crushed that relief when he threw him to the middle of the room, beaten and broken and leaking energon. You couldn’t hold back the tears anymore. You knew Cybertronians could survive a lot more than a human, but you didn’t know how much.
The huge grounder then stomped his way over to the two of you and you began to shiver in fear. You slammed your eyes shut when he started reaching out but instantly reopened them when you heard Rung cry out. He had him by the neck as the therapist tried to get away from his assailant.
“No!” You quickly grabbed the large black digits around Rung’s neck and tried to pry them off, but it didn’t deter him in the slightest. Fort Max pulled Rung closer and used his other hand to push you off. You could tell he didn’t put any real force behind his push but it was still able to knock you to the ground as he turned away.
“Max please!”
“Quiet, Y/n.” Max walked past Whirl and sat Rung down on the lounging chair. He then pulled a long reinforced cable from the subspace in his shoulder and began to tie down Rung.
“You don’t need to do this!”
“Yes. I do.”
“Why!?”
“You wouldn’t understand.”
“Then help me understand!… Please.” You made your way to Whirl to check on him. “Why are you doing this?”
“I said. Be. Quiet!” Fort Max then ripped a piece of pipe from the ceiling and speared it through Whirl’s abdomen as he attempted to get up. You couldn’t stop the shriek of terror as energon spattered across your face and body.
Whirl cried out in agony as Fort Max twisted the jagged metal through his delicate circuitry. You pounded your fists against the kibble around his shin while you pleaded and begged for him to quit harming the blue chopper.
Whirl groaned before he rebooted his vox, “Listen, Max. In the hope that this can still have a happy ending- and speaking as someone who appreciates the challenges of adjusting to postwar life- I just wanna say that there’s still time to do the decent thing and kill yourself.”
“W-Whirl, please stop. Don’t push him to hurt you mo-” You whispered to the injured Cybertronian, who only cut you off in return.
“Come on! Blow yourself away! Let’s see a spark-spasm up close!”
“Max! Please don’t listen to him! You can still fix thi-” Whirl interrupted you again.
“Fix this!? Don’t make me laugh! Unless he’s got some kind of time machine hidden under all that armor, I think the frag not! He can’t even fix himself, let alone this mess!” Whirl’s outburst made a growl escape Fort Max’s derma and he looked as though he were about to strike him before a look of realization spread across his faceplates.
“Clever. Trying to get me to lose my cool so you can get the chance to overpower me.”
Rung finally decided to speak up, “Actually, I think you might be crediting him with too much-”
“Seriously, all of this is a bit pathetic, isn’t it? Even for an epic, epic failure like you. I mean not only did you practically beg the Decepticons to take G9 off your hands, but you curled up into a ball the moment Overlor-” KUNCH
Fort Max smashed the barrel of his gun against Whirl’s face denting and crushing the metal around his optic.
“STOP!” You yelled, catching the grounder’s attention. However, it seemed that Fort Max shifting his attention away from Whirl only caused to the ex-Wrecker to vex his assailant more.
“Wow. If I’d known that was the best you’ve got, I would have said something genuinely offensive.” KUNCH “Ugh!”
“PLEASE, STOP IT!!!” You threw yourself at Fort Max’s stabilizer again and slammed your fists weakly against him while tears streamed down your face.
“Anything else?”
You thanked whatever self-preservation instincts Whirl had when he didn’t reply. You then glanced over to Rung to see him looking up. You followed his field of vision to see a small camera blinking in the corner. You slowly got up and stepped closer to Fort Max.
“Max. Please just listen to me. Whatever you’re doing this for, I’m sure there’s another way. You can stop this now and explain yourself and I’m sure everything will be okay.” You tried to sooth the metal giant by gently placing your hand over the servo that wasn’t holding a cannon at Whirl.
“You wanna know why I’m doing this, Y/n? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY!?” You flinched away when he leaned down to shout in your face, which seemed to make him calm down enough to lower his voice. “Fine… I’ll tell you why…”
Fortress Maximus then proceeded to tell all of you about Garrus 9, about Overlord, and about what he and his crew went through. All the torture and death. You finally understood.
“Oh, Max. You said you didn’t remember. Why didn’t you tell anyone the truth?” You stroked his servo while you looked up at him.
“Because, Y/n, I’m Fortress Maximus. I couldn’t just-”
“No one, and I mean no one, would have held it against you. What you went through wasn’t your fault and would affect even the strongest of bots. It’s okay to be mad. It’s okay to be scared. You have a right to be. And you have a right to want answers. But not like this.” You gestured to the other two bots in the room. “Not by hurting others.” You put your hand on top of the cannon and Max allowed you to slowly push it to point at the ground and away from Whirl, while his guilty optics stared into your gentle eyes. “Like how you were.”
Just as Fort Max’s grip was loosening to drop the weapon he snapped out of his trance. “No. It’s too late to go back now.”
Both you and Rung saw the darkness that took over his optics. “No, dON’T!” Rung tried to reason with him, but he ignored his therapist and grabbed you by the arm and flung you across the room.
Your scream was cut off when your spine collided with the wall next to Rung, who screamed your name. Your ears were ringing, so you felt more than heard the pounding of pede steps getting closer to you. You did, however, manage to make out the sound of Whirl yelling curses at the Autobot who threw you.
“YOU FRAGGER!!! YOU KNOW WHAT!?! SHE’S SO WRONG!!! ANYONE that could be beaten into submission by OVERLORD is nothing but a WEAK, SAD EXCUSE FOR A PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE!!!”
By Primus, if Fort Max wasn’t pissed off already he sure was now. Your vision came back just in time to see the enraged look on Fort Max’s faceplates and you knew that was the last straw. Max whipped around and stomped back up to Whirl. He pointed the cannon directly at Whirl’s face and the barrel began to light up as it prepared to be fired.
“That’s ENOUGH out of you!” Fort Max moved his digit over the trigger, and in a burst of adrenaline, you lept to your feet and tackled the gun.
When Fort Max saw you, his optics widened in horror and he tried to let go of the weapon, but when you pulled it down with you his digit caught the trigger.
And the gun fired.
Your grip immediately fell from the smoking cannon and you stumbled back a few steps. Every bot in the room stared at you with wide optics. They could only watch in horrible awe as you looked down to see a large hole through your shoulder that was bleeding profusely.
With all the adrenaline pumping through your veins you could barely register the pain you were in. You slowly glance over at Whirl and Rung and gave a weary smile as they trembled in shock and horror.
“It’s going to be okay.” You mouthed silently at the two before return your attention to Fort Max. He trembled as he gaped at your bleeding shoulder and he dropped his gun and fell to his knees.
“What have I done?” Max clutched at his head as he began degrading himself.
“It’s okay, Max.” You started taking shaky steps as you kept the best smile you possibly could.
“No, stop. Don’t come any closer, Y/n.” He shook his head as he tried to shy away from you.
“I won’t leave you, Max. I’ll never leave you to deal with your demon alone ever again.” When you finally got close enough you fell forward and wrapped your arms around his neck as best as you could.
“Please… I don’t want to hurt you anymore.” Fort Max kept his servos hovering around you as his plating rattled.
“I’m here for you. And I care for you too much to turn away from you. I love you, Max. We all do. We’re here for you. In our own ways.”
Once your slurred words sunk in, Fortress Maximus finally broke down and wrapped his servos around you as he began to sob.
You smiled gently while rubbing the back of his helm. Your mind and your body were quickly becoming more fatigued and your inner temperature was dropping from blood loss and you could feel yourself begin to lose consciousness. Using the last of your energy, you looked up at the camera, and even though you had no idea that Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, Drift, and the entire crew were watching, you whispered, “I love you guys.”
And then you drifted into a cold, dark, dreamless void.
Your writing style great! When can we see the next request?? I'm already vibrating in my seat with excitement.
Aw~. Thank you so much~.
I can't tell you guys how much these little complements push me to do better. And as for when the next request will be up: Within the next few days~.
My Pet: NSFW Yandere!Kaon x Fem!Reader Request
For Write_me_a_story_love on AO3
Request: You're an absolute sweetheart you deserve all the love. If it's not a hella hassle would you do yandere Kaon x Reader (cybertronian or human whichever) NSFW maybe? If you can't it's totally fine if not, I am in your wonderfully artistic hands and on board for anything you make
I've decided that since this is the DJD we're talking about, Tarn wouldn't allow Kaon to keep an Autobot or an organic, and especially not a rogue Decepticon, so the reader will be a Decepticon that Kaon saw and had to have.
Enjoy~
Will we see any new requests being posted? :>
Oh, Primus. I've been so busy lately that I completely forgot posting is generally something you do when you finish something, so I'm just gonna... *starts sidestepping away nervously* go proof read those one more time... I'll be back. *Sprints away*

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just want a Transformers show where the humans they become friends with are millennials and gen z kids with those generations senses of humor and it makes even the Decepticons worried for them
Human companion: *sees a dead squirrel on the ground* God I wish that were me
Megatron, stopping in the middle of battle and pulling Optimus Prime aside: Hey is your pet ok?
Human companion: *fortnite dances*
Bumblebee: *shurgs and joins in*
Soundwave: what the fuck?
Human companion: Let’s get this bread!
Optimus: Are you hungry??? Is that it??? Why do you want ‘bread’???
Bot driving kids somewhere passes a construction sign thing:
All the kids in unison: Road work ahead? I sure hope it does
Human pal: I wish I were Jared, 19
Not: how many Jareds,,, are there,,,,
Starscream: And now, you die!
Human companion: Finally.
Starscream: … Do you wanna talk about it?
Kid: you look like big chungus
Megatron: like who?
Bumblebee: *shrugs with the same amount of confusion because internet memes go to fast*
Megatron threatening child: I will crush every bone in you pathetic organic body
Child: Bold of you to assume I have bones
Megatron: w,,, waht
Child: Damn, Ratchet, why you so salty today?
Ratchet: ...
Team Prime: ...
Optimus: Ratchet doesn't have any salt on him.
Child: No, I meant like throwing shade.
Ratchet: THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!
Child: Oof. Felt that.
When i was a kid i thought TFP Shockwacve and Soundwave were related because they had similiar names and both looked weird
When I was a kid I thought Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp were brothers, you know, like Sideswipe and Sunstreaker except triplets.
.... They aren’t? (Sorry, I know next to nothing about G1)
Also, am I the only one who knew nothing about Whirl or that he even existed, so when I started reading MTMTE and saw him I was like, “Shockwave, what the fuck happened to you?”