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The problem with this route is that Punisher, while he started as a villain, is not intrinsically tied to another more comparatively noble hero as a motivation, and characters with loose kill codes are fairly common in Marvel.

Jason’s from a very different setting where the sorts of characters like Punisher are either stuck on the Suicide Squad or firmly villains.

This also ignores that Marvel is constantly trying to rebrand or fix Punisher to separate him from "those" fans to be more widely palletable, so they do a bunch of crazy shit to see what sticks. Like going back in time to kill Al Capone, or stealing a War Machine suit, or that time he become a frankenstein monster, or that time he became the god of war.

That Gru v Megamind Death Battle was hot garbage.

Like, jeez I'm fine with Gru winning, but for those reasons? Fuck no. The fight wasn't even good, and it's not even accounting for the sub-standard animation. The pacing was abysmal and every few seconds came to a screeching halt for the sake of an unfunny joke.

Saiyans? Viltrumites? How laughable.

Anyone with a brain knows that the true rightful rulers of the universe have always been the Shakara.