i believe in freddie, the son of the almighty

this is so cute

I’m a little confused as to why louis isn’t the official leader of the entire world but I’ll research it a bit and get back to everyone with an answer

fic where louis is an actual raccoon that lives outside the rest of the boys house eating their garbage and they named him louis and every once in a while they feed him snacks when they’re drunk and then one day they’re like aw man lil lou ur the best I wish u were a person and then the next day they find a naked guy eating their garbage and when they freak out he’s just like dudes chill its me louis

“If I had to date one, who would I date? Louis. Yeah, he’s just…I think I’d have the most fun with Loueh…hehehe…good laugh. Uhm, I’d take him for dinner…at The Ivy™. Louis likes The Ivy™. Take him for dinner at The Ivy™, bring him, bring him for a movie…watch a film…and, uhh…give him a kiss on the cheek goodnight, and uhh…send him on his way…”