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EMMY NOMINEE CONNOR STORRIE

dogpuppy

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

moisterpeggingchampion

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

dogpuppy

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

apatheticfluorescence

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

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ilyarozanovsmouth

You can literally see it in his eyes:

When he realizes that Shane isn't actually upset and he's going to have so much fun with this. His little smile, too!!

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Ilya trying to outplay his demons

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this means more to me than it should

argillaforma

au where shane doesn’t like casual hookups because he knows he needs a lot of aftercare and he doesn’t think he can ask a stranger to do that because he might be Too Much™️ but rose forces him to go out with her and he meets ilya at a bar and they end up going back to shane’s place to have sex and afterwards ilya can tell there’s something that’s bothering shane and ilya is afraid that he hurt him or that shane regrets it but shane ends up telling ilya that it’s because his brain does this annoying thing after sex sometimes and the only thing that really helps is being physically close to someone like lay on top of me and crush me close and he’s like thanks for having sex with me i understand if you have to go and ilya’s heart breaks a little for this guy he just met with these beautiful bambi eyes so he’s like lay down i will lay on top of you and crush you for as long as you want

misha-mittens

Idk something something Ilya is Very Sexually Active TM and at least VAGUELY knows about BDSM, enough to know what a Drop is after a Good Scene TM.

He's immediately aware of what this Silly Autistic Boy has been struggling with. For forever. "No, no I will not leave! I will stay and lay on you and crush you until you feel secure again! Of course! Of COURSE I will stay!"

Quietly, a few Inevitable Repeated "Casual" Hookups later, Ilya laying on Shanes chest to keep the Drop away:

"You will tell me the names of all the people who left you like this. I will have them dealt with. I am Russian Hockey Player, I can do this. I will sick Marley on them - he is like bad dog with new toy, will tear them to shreds with his bare teeth."

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make that canon white girl non-white!

gumi-megpoidd

make that canon skinny girl fat!

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PLEASE KEEP THE SECOND PART

gumi-megpoidd

you two are right. MAKE THAT CANON GUY A GIRL!!!!

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theunfairfolk

in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

theunfairfolk

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

greenbloods

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

aspiringsorceress

the-little-goblin-that-could

infectiouspiss

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

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kirbily

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

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i’m sorry i got carried away and humped your leg until i came while we were kissing

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