He'll Be So Pleased by Our Success!

Not to be feral on main but biting is great I love it

*coughs up blood* how do i look? do i look good? was that hot?

“You look slow and easy to kill”

Jeremy didn’t come to play 

I’m screaming Jeremy

“i tHiNK You ARE NAUGHtY FOR HAviNG SlAVES”

This is why telling kids elves make the presents is a bad idea.

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

if you aren’t a LITTLE grotesque and morbid, then what is the POINT?

umm but how can i be ‘heartless’ if i have like at least ten in my fridge?? smh fake news

im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast

"i can fix him" i like him evil actually. i can help him (kill people)

no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

This is how I win. *loses*

That movie would be the universe righting itself tbh