Concrete

at war with myseIf because I know I can do better.

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

i wld be fucked if i lived in a non literate culture that relied heavily on oral storytelling and songs and stuff bc ive never been able to listen to a concept album and know what it was about without looking up the lyrics. like id be sitting in the hall of some guy and the bard would be like this is what beowulf did and i just literally would not learn anything. id occasionally catch bits and id keep asking the people sitting around me what ended up happening with grendel and grendel is fully dead at that point were way past grendel were at old man beowulf now but i have no idea bc i have ye olde auditory processing disorder

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.