Oh No My Dick Is Stuck In The Blender

Liquor store employee draws on a massive group trying to loot the place

Look at all these future doctors ganging up on this dude, 20v1 and then crying when he pulls leather

“Why are there bars on the store fronts?”

“Why do shop owners treat us like criminals?”

Water is no match for this dog

Squirrel asking for water

In early 2021, Bobbi Gould, a Los Angeles-based travel writer, says she came across a vague ad on Craigslist from a “big brand looking for willing sleepers.”

She’d always been interested in dreams, and the gig paid $1k. So she and her boyfriend decided to sign up.

A few days later, she says she found herself in an old warehouse with 17 other people, hooked up to an EEG machine, surrounded by Molson Coors marketers.

Gould was told to watch the Coors video — complete with hypnotic waterfalls, lush green landscapes, and flashes of Coors products — then doze off to an audio recording of sounds from the video.

Over the next 8 hours, she had a variety of “weird Coors dreams.”

…Coors isn’t the only big brand looking into dreams as potential ad space:

Microsoft has explored ways to make pro gamers dream of their favorite Xbox video games.

Sony’s PlayStation has advertised a new game on the premise that it induces dreams about Tetris.

Burger King rolled out a Halloween-themed burger in 2018 that it claimed was “clinically proven” to induce nightmares.

Several large airlines have reached out to Haar for help with commercially driven dream-incubation projects.

Marketers have quietly been studying the viability of using dreams to alter our purchasing behaviors.

https://www.tvtechnology.com/news/pirating-streaming-content-to-become-felony

Yes, this bill does go after people who pirate music and movies, but since basically all memes include *some* copyrighted content of *some* kind, and the bill is worded so broadly, and literally everyone on the internet is exposed to memes in some way or another, the government just gave itself the power to selectively throw whoever they want in federal prison at any given moment.