KILLER QUEEN ♔

MERCEDES: It's come to my attention that I don't have a Halloween costume and this is a problem.

MERCEDES: The possibilities feel too endless. Help. I will pay in songs and lullabies.

HARPER: what's most important here is

HARPER: what kind of vibe are you going for?

SAM: I'd love to! Count me in, Newbie.

SAM: Your first drinks is totally on me to welcome you to the family.

HARPER: here i was hoping someone would step up and offer me a drink.

LARA: i've been an adult for long enough... i think i'm ready to pop off

LARA: can we go camping without the actual camping but just all the camping festivities activities

HARPER: thank god.

HARPER: dude i was beginning to think you were taken by body snatchers. not that responsibility doesn't look good on you.

HARPER [to group]: anyone up for grabbing drinks after work on thursday?

HARPER: 🚨🚨🚨🚨

HARPER: count chocula is back

HARPER: i may have stuffed a box or two in the freezer

[REPLIED TO AT THREE IN THE MORNING]

SCOUT: i def need a yoga sesh!!

SCOUT: i feel like my eyes are gonna pop outta my face ive been staring at my computer editing for so long

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SCOUT: now im totally gonna drag u to the beach after tho

HARPER: that should have been the first warning sign.

HARPER: but i'll be your guide or w/e since you're going to be walking around with balloons for eyes.

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JACKIE: OH hell yes. You should see the pictures I have in a locked photo app on my phone.

JACKIE: Woah, queen moves just like that eh?

JACKIE: I'm impressed. Please rub off on me.

JACKIE: I can't say I'm any better in that realm. I just have a few girls that I've got in a good steady rotation, but we all know the deal.

JACKIE: If you wanted something like that, I could hook you up with one of mine? I'm trying to get out of the swing of it to be honest. It's kinda draining to not have someone /really/ want to be with you.

HARPER: i would ask but even i know it's better waiting in anticipation for doom day.

HARPER: just like that. you'd better believe it, puckerman.

HARPER: that's really fucking tempting.

HARPER: i mean it can't hurt, right?

ROWAN: Oh stop! It's just experience of knowing what will stay and be useful, and reading way too many articles on what will hold a kid's attention without being distracting!

ROWAN: I'm so excited you're here with us this year!!!

HARPER: whatever it is, you've got it!

HARPER: i woke up excited for work this morning. i don't expect that to last but like- i've never been a morning person. this is huge.

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MATT: Look, I'm fine. I'm sorry for snapping at you.

MATT: We can go clubbing or something later if you want. I need to dress up again.

HARPER: no need to apologize, mattycakes. i get it.