My name is Wade Winston Wilson (If ya're nasty) Aka Deadpool

Wade frowned nothing he wasn’t the only one who liked hanging at the top of buildings. “Like the view?” He asked of the other to allow the other he was there. The merc wouldn’t attack someone - well as long as it didn’t involve a check he wouldn’t.

Wade would think if he still had eyebrows they would wiggle eagerly by now: “Who nows Babyboy Who nows. Perhaps it comes with being the president of your fanclub.” Wade smirked, trying to sound a bit serious but it still came out as a soft laugh.

Peter just chuckled and rolled his eyes at this, a small smirk appearing on his face as he gazed over at the man. “No doubt you’d be president of that department.” He added on before tilting his head curiously when Wade asked about his eye color.

“Ha you know it Spidey!” Wade laughed a bit amused with how casual they were with each other. “I should get the honor of autographs and selfies don’t I?” Wade said as a slight tease.  When the other discribed himself Wade couldn’t help but snort. “Well babyboy not everyone can be a goldenlock beauty with blue eyes - sadly I had to retire the fashion model buisness but hey the circus still loves me. And I got invited to play in a horror movie and haunted mansions are so fun ~” The merc joked. It wasn’t a lie either - he had been a blond with blue eyes before Francis fucked up his face.

Wade shrugged: “Appearently due to the fans we fit - since we both are humoristic or something. And people quite catched onto me patrolling with you so that grabbed their attention - they also know about my ex-husband so I assume they already search for potential male partners for me - somehow you and I tend to be very popular in this fandom.”

Peter hid his face in his hands before he delved even deeper into this ‘fandom’ he didn’t even know existed. “That’s.. You had a husband?” He was distracted for a brief moment by this revelation but then shook his head and tried to get back on topic.

Wade rubbed his temples. This was quite he sudden turn of events.

Peter’s eyes widened a little behind his mask at the fact that there was an actual list of the amount of wives and husbands that Wade had lost or divorced.

He took note off the small sass of the other when he told him he hadn’t googled himself. “What - Spidey you totally should - you never know how many manbabies you have by now - or potential love interests you never would concider - I mean I’m not picky but even I have a clear line.” 

Wade shrugged: “Appearently due to the fans we fit - since we both are humoristic or something. And people quite catched onto me patrolling with you so that grabbed their attention - they also know about my ex-husband so I assume they already search for potential male partners for me - somehow you and I tend to be very popular in this fandom.”

Peter hid his face in his hands before he delved even deeper into this ‘fandom’ he didn’t even know existed. “That’s.. You had a husband?” He was distracted for a brief moment by this revelation but then shook his head and tried to get back on topic.

Wade rubbed his temples. This was quite he sudden turn of events.

Wade shook his head his laughter changing to a wide grin: “Yeah but you are numbero uno now-” He found himself thinking the human spider had an adorable chuckle and he felt his stomach twirl by the thought of it.

Peter smiled at first, smirking a little pridefully behind his mask until Wade went a little silent, staring at the screen, currently of the onscreen wade in that bar talking to a girl, he didn’t quite catch her name.

Wade shook his head: “No - no it’s fine Spidey.” A joke popped up and he chuckled: “I am a big boy - I can watch a R rated movie - although it is cringy at some parts - I mean they even made Weasel look pretty in the movie.”

Wade smirked: “You are amazing babyboy, I’d actually start to belief you find me interesting.” He walked over and put the movie into his dvdplayer lowering the curtains while he took the remote with him. It wasn’t all too dark, but Wade had an iron rule that movies were watched in the dark.

“Of course I find you interesting! You act like that fact is such a surprise.” He said watching as Wade plopped the movie in and started it up before he went around the room, making it darker before he sat down on the couch.

Wade looked baffled at the other.