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Stranger Things
NASA
Monterey Bay Aquarium
izzy's playlists!
Discoholic 🪩
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cherry valley forever
Keni
Show & Tell
occasionally subtle
Acquired Stardust
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Andulka
Peter Solarz
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@notsocorrectbts
Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung? Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise Taehyung: Is it soup? Jin: I soup-pose it could be Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns Jin: You never soup-port my jokes *After dinner* Jungkook: It was fucking tacos
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Jungkook: Aren't you like, 5'2? Jimin: I self-identify as tall
Yoongi: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and isn’t fair. You shouldn’t have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities Jin: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor
Namjoon: I saw Jimin and Taehyung hugging Namjoon: And then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense
Jungkook: I need to dye my hair.
Namjoon: ...
Jungkook: Or get another tattoo.
Jimin: ...
Jungkook: Or a new piercing.
Yoongi: Why?
Jungkook: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Namjoon: alright everyone we will meet here in one hour, sync your watches.
Taehyung: mine doesn’t do that
Jimin: I don’t wear a watch
Jungkook: time is a construct
Namjoon: *breathes in heavily*
Jin: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Jungkook: No.
Yoongi: I did not.
Taehyung: There was a lesson?
Jimin: I may have actually forgotten one.
Hoseok: Also no.
Jin: Oh good, neither did I.
Namjoon: *Exhausted sigh*
Namjoon: Stop mixing Shakespearean English with modern English.
Jin: It's confusing and you're annoying, you dramatic hipster.
Taehyung: I swear to the heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, I shall yeet thee across thy second dimension.
*At a museum*
Jimin: Can we take a picture?
Namjoon, taking out his phone: Sure
Jungkook, grabbing a painting off the wall: Alright, run quick! Before they catch us!
Namjoon: Wait-
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Jin: I'm not a regular dad. I'm a cool dad.
Hoseok: Jin, you are not even a dad.
Jin: Grounded.
Namjoon: Sometimes I think he’s okay
Namjoon:
Namjoon: Other times he chugs a bottle of Diet Coke, swallows an entire pack of Mentos and I have to watch him immediately throw up at my kitchen table
Jungkook: *still nauseous* It was for science
Namjoon: And what did you learn?
Jungkook: Not to do it
Yoongi: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm.
Yoongi: Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
Namjoon: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Jin: I think-
Yoongi: 72 hours
Hoseok: How do you kn-
Yoongi: There's a clown behind you.
Jungkook: I can explain!
Hoseok: Can you?
Jungkook: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Jin: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Yoongi: I only like dark humour.
Jin, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Yoongi:
Jin: An IMPASTA!
Interviewer: What would you like to say all those who've doubted you along the way?
Yoongi, in Korean: How does my entire ass taste
Namjoon, in English: He said he hopes BTS inspires others to believe in themselves
