me

Bitch I am neck deep in that warm bread before the basket touches the table.

"pre-game the meal" YOU MEAN EAT A FUCKING APPETIZER?????? LIKE BREAD?????????

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

Who remembers?

a.k.a. forest spirit visiting an old human friend.

Let’s just take a moment and be in awe.