I truly believe that microwave was invented so that leftover food can just hang out, be themselves and vibe

fuck with me dont fuck with me whatever doesnt matter to me im just used to being betrayed thats all smoke so loud so my mind doesnt wander again

the youth of today is simply obsessed with hydroplaning into traffic

Smoking paint

What if birds just like flew into your apartment and stole stuff

water for dessert

Actually god wants us to fight a little. It’s his source of entertainment

beginning to resent mac and cheese. what does it offer me beyond momentary bliss

@notsadanymorecorvid is flying into the tri-state area tomorrow and im gonna SQUEAK OUT!!!!!

AIIII!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

apply feet directly onto the space heater.