outer monologue

they should create a “virtue president” to counteract the evil influence of the vice president

like the shoulder angels

I actually love the Louis and Regina subplot because it really is a continuation of the way Louis has always treated women, as a source of emotional labour that he can throw money at and have them make him feel better. It’s Miss Lily all over again, it’s “paying a whore to sit in a room and talk with him”. Making Claudia was always about Louis’ feelings under the pretence of saving her from the fire. He wants to save Regina from poverty but it’s all to make himself feel better. She sees through him but she’s so broke that she can’t afford to say no

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

listen. its fine (not) that byler isnt canon, but if they didn’t want them together romantically, why didn’t they at least preserve their friendship….? like, in what world would michael “crazy together,” “will, are you hurt? let’s go home,” “it’s hawkins, it’s not the same without you” wheeler hesitate (or refrain entirely) to touch will after will collapses on the ground…..

Whenever I see byler posts from november–december last year I get hit with this huge wave of sadness