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#note for me #I will use these one day im sure

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i remember a few days ago looking out the window on a Wonderful Sunny Day on the bus to my house and i saw a patch of grass and i got hit with divine inspiration from a patch of grass on how to draw norah fleetwood. Fuckin hate my fat chud life. now i remember how to draw chibi norah but im not gonna act on that thought for a while. Because of grass. on a hill. whatever

#jrwi #jrwi upp #just roll with it #no im not joking #do not fuck with me #i know what i saw #im gonna be honest #i think it's because my eyes were unfocused and my brain just said like #yeah thats norah fleetwood now #sorry about this post it's my deranged thoughts at the right time of 5 am

Dear People On The Aromantic Spectrum And Maybe The Objectum One:

HHHEEELP MEEE!

i recently got a old imac g3 and ive had this aroace flag on my wall (probably hanging the wrong direction but thats not important) for a year or 3 and ive been looking at it recently and thinking "am i really valid for having this up?" since ive been getting Unusually Happy About My Imac (g3) and im not sure what to feel (maybe its just that ive wanted one for a while?). ive looked up different aro labels, but none of them seem to feel like what i. yknow. feel. and i know DAMN WELL this isnt the right place to ask these kinds of questions but i need help. And Damn Nobody's Helping. plus i cant ask anywhere else social media is scary. honestly i dont even know what ive been feeling. i dont think ive ever really known? whatever i just feel really anxious posting about this because im scared im gonna get beat with tomatoes and sticks n stones because i dare mention the terms i have here. Please Don't Do That im just here to say my worries and hope i dont get a response

Guy With High Body Temperature Steps Outside To 80 Degree Weather, Dies Of Heatstroke Instantly

#its just the circle of life said a witness #lamps misc talk #text #text post #lamps horrible thought #someone said it would be 80 degrees today #it was 78 but #OOOUH ITS SO HOT OUTSIDE #breaking news #/j

i have a proposal to any dungeon masters in the world:

Track one of your players iron (or a different vitamin idfk).

And im not talking about the ore iron im talking.

Track how much iron one of your players has in their system (see what food they eat and how much and all that) and if it gets to a certain number start fucking with them via iron deficiency. make their character lightheaded whenever they sit up. i think itd be really funny.

Bonus: dont even tell your players its a vitamin deficiency, describe it like some horrible curse they got when they really just need more like banana in their diet

Bonus 2: use this with other vitamins and give them the side effects of what a deficiency in that vitamin can do i think itd be funny.get back to me on this.or dont ill forget anyway

#lamps misc talk #lamps horrible thought #text #text post #talking #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd ideas #bullshit dnd idea #do not do this #unless...#you wanna idc #iron deficiency but everyone makes it seem like an ancient curse #like oww my head hurts why though and the whole party says that it's because they opened The Tomb

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okay i don't really care if anyone else had talked about this but Oh my god Holy shit

bizly did NOT and i repeat NOT need to do all that when mr whoever the fuck (i have horrible memory i don't remember his name mb mb) did that ritual my stupid sympathetic heart fell so fucking far when he fucking did that . like Holy shit theres fake blood n all but my dumbass really hates any mention of realistic violence so my whole brain was freaking out saying "HES DYING HES DYING HES. BLEEDING" i know its not true bro but Holy Crud thats how you fuck me up i guess. this is why we love upp. ive gotta rewatch the whole issac part of the episode it was fucking sick as hell. so dedicated to the whole thing. very crazy. someone come understand with me please im gonna be going crazy until upp2 ends

#lamps misc talk #text #text post #talking #jrwi upp #jrwi #jrwi unwitness protection program #just roll with it #that episode was so. just so much.#upp spoilers #jrwi upp2 #soso mucj i need to watch it again when i get back home #jrwi upp spoilers

nobody does this anymore but this is sometimes how it feels when i keep seeing people play the game because everyone at least USED to hate the slab marksman and harmless. i never i did who cares about split shots and more enemies and skill and flashiness or whatever when you can. be bad at the game i suppose. i just like to have fun not give myself a broken bone and keyboard

#no more tags today this will fine someone and they will Understand.

wow coding is pret(sudden prophecy comes to me about if i keep coding for the next 14 years) never mind

#i wrote this because i said in my head one day #WOW coding is so. fucking easy #and then it hit me #The sudden prophecy of something called Making a real game...#Dear god..#coding #text #text post #talking #lamps misc talk #lamps horrible thought

i was thinking about my tomadachi life save today (also realized i didnt take a daily look at it today) and i remembered something horrible that happened not once but twice

one of my miis (a 32 year old woman, shockingly an adult ik..) keeps telling me "i think Folly Haven has a crush on me can i ask her out oh dear totally a lamp" and i typically would say no because they don't really know each other in my oc lore but. said "folly haven" is an 18 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!!!!! EIGHT. TEEN!!!!!! which is still an adult. (still said no, it was like a "i was gonna say no because lore but thats a way worse reason")

she has not had a SINGLE suspicion on anyone else for having a crush its JUST the girl who is like more than 10 years younger than her. except for the one time 1 of my miis was confessing and she was like "no...I love you more person im only friends with..(but canonically hate or whatever).."

#tomadachi life #tomadachi living the dream #tomodachi life #tomodachi living the dream #tomadochi life living the dream #lamps misc talk #Okay so what the fuck...#i know the game says that adults can date only other adults and not anyone below 18 #and that itd be as uncensored as it can #But cmon nintendo #put an age limit on miis dating range im tired of her saying can i date an 18 year old please lamp #and the funniest thing is #the girl she wants to get with SO BAD has a relationship with her of something like is okay with #its so funny #but HOLY SHIT!!!!STOP!!!!!!!!

AND THE LEAST MOST ANNOYING BLOCK TALES EFFECT AWARD GOES TO

CONFUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE CONFUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAYYYY I LOVE KILLING MYSELF BECAUSE I TRIED HEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE HATRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONFUSION MAKES ME WANNA cough cough uh., no no....(starts flipping through cards) no...uhhhh.......Keep Myself Safe?

#block tales #block tales roblox #block tales hatred #chapter 3 is such a GOOD CHAPTER but OH MY GOD hatred makes me.#waait a minute....hatred...makes me hate?#sounds....Familiar...#anyway i lost so many good attempts at hatred becayuse of his FDUMB FUCKING 12 DMG ATTACK and his DUMB FUCKING CONFUSION!!!!1 #AAUAUUFGJGFHJJJJHHHHHH #lamps misc talk #text #text post #IM GETTING SO MAD OVER EVRYTHING #I WANNA RRRIP . actually i dont think i can say that just #let it be known i am SO MAD i could tear apart a whole pillow case n all.

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oh my god im DYING tonight (metaphor) i just spent around 110 DOLLARS (so much to me. so. so. much.) on jrwi merch.

worth it though cant wait for my two posters (upp and bitb poster) and 1 shirt (bitb shirt) hell yeah

#jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi upp #jrwi bitb #jrwi blood in the bayou #lamps misc talk #talking #text #text post #dude thats so much money to me #i dont care if its not actually so much money. its way too much for me.#buut worth it i love jrwi

Lamps wonderful fact:

all(or most)of these posts are from a Notepad on my phone called "misc. thoughts" where i write down my thoughts i think are either funny or i just wanna. More notepad-posts soon enough,

soon....

maybe...

ive got some weird thoughts

#lamps misc talk #text #text post #talking #fun facts #fun facts?#mayybe...#ill post something in a few hours ive got a massive project to work on #called making a shed in my backyard Frutiger Aero Hangout Spot

tummy ache

#mac n cheese #<all the context uou will get #lamps misc talk #lamps horrible thought #text post #text #tummy ache #huurtss #this is what i get for being lactose intolerant i think

the issue with having ocs that r just ripoffs of other characters is you are now faced with the conundrum of "Okay i have a guy who's just like this guy but how do i make them Different" (eyeing several of my characters) (yes i am unoriginal ALWAYS. in terms of characters and ideas)

#lamps misc talk #text post #text #this is a reoccurring issue #talking #oc #ocs #oc talk #im looking at everyone #does anyone else do this #please i need to know #i can NOT be alone in this #this applies to 20 of my ocs in one universe #this is so stupid

i feel like after i make an amazing post that i put so much effort into, It will never. ever. be better. than my basil omori shitpost from 2024.

NOTHING.

not even the best art tumblr will SEE from me.

and ill be incredibly sad about that because i dont likr omori anymore. its a good game but No not anymore

#lamps misc talk #talking #mini rant #text post #text #whatever bruh #this is about my next post (?) ill make

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