Screaming Underwater

im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

genuinely seeing a normal, passionate, intelligent woman pour her everything in to some balding missing link feels like witnessing a tragedy. you're alive in a time and place where women can choose NOT to do that, in contrast to the grand majority of female history on this whole planet, and with that framing its lowkey disgraceful to watch

life is much more beautiful when harry is on tour