Stopping by the Society of Brilliance after killing Cazador
Tav: Hey guys, I thought I'd let you know - we've just released 7,000 vampire spawn into the underdark. So uh. Good luck with that abundant ecosystem 👍
Blurg and Omeluum:

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

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KIROKAZE
noise dept.
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YOU ARE THE REASON


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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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izzy's playlists!
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Stopping by the Society of Brilliance after killing Cazador
Tav: Hey guys, I thought I'd let you know - we've just released 7,000 vampire spawn into the underdark. So uh. Good luck with that abundant ecosystem 👍
Blurg and Omeluum:

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dru’s fujoshing out
God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription
piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss
piss rich reading comprehension
I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich
NOT THE

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Happy 3rd birthday to Baldur's Gate 3!
Not Unreality Just Another Rant About Some Corporate Nonsense
I got Little Caesars this morning and as with over half the times I do so, I got an email questionnaire on how they did. I always give the people high marks because they're always quick and friendly.
But every time they send the quiz, 5 of the 8 questions with fields to write a reply in are about the pizza portal. The pizza portal is just a heated cabinet where you punch in the order number and it opens to give you your pizza. It's always the same. It has never changed in any way through all the years I've gone there. But every single time they ask 'did it contribute to the value of your meal' and 'would you recommend it to your friends' and all this marketing-speak bullshit.
I usually reply, "Nobody outside of your corporate office thinks about the likelihood they will recommend the pizza portal to friends," because I thought maybe after sending it so many times they'd relax on the dang pizza portal that's always exactly the same.
Today I cracked. I answered, "The Little Caesars PIZZA PORTAL is my best friend and I love the PIZZA PORTAL experience and tell all my friends that it raises the VALUE of my experience at Little Caesars because the PIZZA PORTAL is so easy to use!!!"
It was amusing but now it's 1AM and I can't sleep because my partner and I are writing erotic pizza portal fanfic together about how hot it is inside and how you have to reach in so deep you get your pizza and we're just going nuts on this and I think corporate bullshit has finally broken me. I was just trying to be kind and let the company know the employees did well but they kept pushing the LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA PORTAL and now I feel like I'll never be able to maintain another erection without knowing my pizza portal code or something.
WTF Little Caesars WHY do you have to ask every time about the
LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA PORTAL???
my truth is that i think badger and skinny pete from breaking bad are gay and in love but jesse just didn’t notice
why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.
IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.
(FDA source)
microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)
on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.
just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol
Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.
fully expected 40k notes ngl
Moodboard for when the friend group gets together to cook

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I have approximately 500 something hours in BG3 now and am certifiably autistic about it what do you MEAN there’s a dwarf chef npc in the brothel named Sauceman Chorizo. Sauceman Chorizo. And he turns you down because he’s gay. How have I never seen anybody bring him up. This man should be more revered than Withers. There should be a fully modded companion storyline for him. His existence embodies the true spirit of DnD. I love you Sauceman Chorizo. The world will know your name
the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair
come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.
I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.