Kassidy.

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

todays the day Neil banged out those tunes.

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

Oh my GOOOOOD

Texting while driving is dangerous now, but it was an outright death wish back when you had to press 7 four times to get an “s.”

There could be an alien race out there that only goes poo every thousand years and it made a pit stop on our planet to use the restroom, and all of life on our planet evolved from the bacteria left behind in their feces.

All the hot chicks we talked to on AOL 25 years ago are probably retired old men now.

current mood

People who always get mad at others for interrupting generally don’t leave long enough pauses in their speech to allow for natural conversation.