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"His abs were rock hard, like a beef stock cube that had been exposed to oxygen for upwards of a month."
the armor suits the dwarves use are cool but i wanna see more joke costumes or less bulky outfits. maybe show off more skin. bc im normal about them
Was the ability to turn off sleeves not enough
Gaston but the song is instead about Tom Scott.
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Random Faction Builder
How many pies do they have their proverbial fingers in? (1d10)
1-4. They are tightly focused on their singular area of influence. Roll once on the following table. 5-6. Roll twice on the following table. The first result is the field they openly deal in, or what those who know them mostly know them for. The second result is the field they are secretly trying to infiltrate or influence. 7. They serve as a mediary between two spheres, or between certain groups within two spheres. Roll twice on the following table. 8. Roll three times on the following table. The first two results are the fields they openly deal in, or what those who know them mostly know them for. The third result is the field they are secretly trying to infiltrate or influence. 9. They’re jugglers, jacks of all trades. Roll three times on the following table for areas they regularly deal in, plus one time for a field they have their sights on breaking into. 10. They’re everywhere. Roll once on the following table for the one circle they can’t show their faces in anymore.
1d6 Circles of Influence:
1. Government/Politics/Law Enforcement 2. Religion/Faith/Cults 3. Crime/Black Market/Underworld 4. Guilds/Trades/Organized Labor 5. Business/Merchants/Corporations 6. Knowledge/Information/Research
Now, roll 4d6 and assign one die to each of the following attributes, then look at the total on the last table:
Group Size
1. Just a few people devoted to a cause. 2. Enough people that it’s hard to get them all in a meeting together, but not enough people to really split into multiple sub-groups. 3. Enough people to crew a large vessel 4. A pretty big group, church congregation sized. 5. Enough people to populate a neighborhood. 6. If this entire group mobilized it would be a full-scale army.
Financial Power
1. Broke. It’d be a dream just to break even. 2. Surviving. They can get what they need, but can’t afford to expand or to have a large unforeseen expense. 3. Middling. Can use money to further their agenda but must be selective about doing so. 4. Comfortable. This group can afford to make investments. 5. Well-off. Their investments are paying off. 6. Rolling in it. They can solve most problems by throwing money at them.
Age of Faction
1. Brand new. This faction hasn’t existed long enough to have done anything of note. 2. Recent. This faction is probably still made up mostly of founding members, but has had time to make a name for itself. 3. Established. People remember this faction being founded. It may have some original members, but if it does they are old. 4. Pretty Old. This group was established before the oldest currently living generation was born, but in the lifetime of their parents or grandparents. 5. Old. This group was founded hundreds of years ago and has played a roll in many historical events. 6. Ancient. This group may predate the current civilization, and is seen all throughout history books.
Expertise
1. Bumbling. This group is incompetent and lacks basic knowledge. 2. Shoddy. They know just enough to get themselves into trouble. 3. Mediocre. There are no experts in this group but they have meaningful skills. 4. Competent. This group employs some actual experts but still has real gaps in their abilities. 5. Highly skilled. They may not be the absolute best in the business but this group can use skill to address most challenges. 6. Only the Best. This group has a reputation for their expertise.
Total - Overall Faction Influence
4-8 Nobodies. Who even are these losers? 9-12 Small fish in a big pond. This faction has an impact on certain individuals or niches, but are still unimportant enough that none of the big players pay them any mind 13-16 Up and Coming. Enough influence that they need to be careful not to upset the highest tier factions lest they get squashed. 17-20 The big leagues. This faction has a great deal of power but is not infallible. 21-24 Powerhouses. If there is only one faction at this level, they are functionally in charge of the society. If there are multiple factions at this level, their conflicts and machinations can have devastating fallout for ordinary people.
"No, it's hermitcraft, we're not bullying, we're cyberbullying!" -Joe Hills, 2023
I’m enjoying how when everyone fled to Tumblr from Twitter, we were very concerned and posted a lot of handy guides to Tumblr Community Practices and warnings about what to do if a Twitter immigrant doesn’t understand the rules.
And now we’ve got refugees from Reddit on the way and we’re all sitting on the hillside watching their trucks kick up dust as they roll down the road in the distance, looking at each other, saying “Yeah…I been to Reddit. Hell, I got a sister married a Redditor. No need to worry, they’re about on Tumblr’s level. They know the score.”
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Big fan, love your work ♥
So, as someone who was born after the invention of the CD, as well as after the biggest years of Queen, I had a question regarding the book, as I am unsure whether or not I am too young to understand this one particular detail or if there is another reason.
In the book it is stated that "while Crowley listens to Best of Queen in his Bentley, that is not a particularly demonic trait since it is common knowledge that every cassette tape turns into a Best of Queen cassette after a fortnight."
Is this meant to be a 'x-music is the work of the devil' kind of deal, like with Elvis or Madonna? If not, why would Queen in particular be considered demonic?
Also, why would every cassette turn into Queen after a fortnight and only Queen? As I said, I was not around in the 80's or the 90's so I'm not entirely sure I understand the joke.
It just did. I mean, there was always a best of Queen tape in the car you couldn't remember buying....
The heart of the joke is "it is common knowledge that every cassette tape turns into a Best of Queen cassette after a fortnight."
Because at that time, it seemed like any time you were in your own car or your friend's car, there would be a Best Of Queen cassette tape somewhere in there. In the tape player, or in the glove compartment, or under the seat. That particular tape was so popular that it was just ubiquitous. Probably your friend left it in the car during a road trip or something. But if you can't remember buying it, how did it get there? And why, really, does every car you've been in seem to have that particular tape as well? The answer must be that cars start out with a variety of tapes in them, and then every cassette tape turns into a Best of Queen cassette after a fortnight.
The closest equivalent little joke I have seen for the year 2023 was a post on Tumblr that went something like this: "I've been looking at photos of the 'man cave' rooms that men build after they get divorced. They all have certain things in common, like a big flatscreen TV, fancy video game system, movie posters on the wall - and for some reason, always a stormtrooper figurine. Where does the figurine come from? It must get handed to them with the divorce papers."
An over 400 million year old, unproblematic dynasty
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Please enjoy a goofy little comic I made last year that became something I'm quite proud of! A combination of Wallace and Gromit and the hit webcomic Kill Six Billion Demons- Kill Six Billion Gromits!
Such nice art, got a good chuckle out of me.