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thesoundlessvoidâ:
âWell, Iâm sure if you could combine decent flavor with highgrade so strong itâd make you grow a beard, Iâm sure weâd be fine with that. Flavor just isnât necessary â it makes us feel tuff, you know.â
âI only got one brother, and his favorite flavors as far as I can tell are evil and cannibalism. Donât invite him for cocktail night.â
âEhhhh⌠maybe? Just keep in mind, most of us âCons arenât worried about being in danger. We are the danger.â
âThatâs so weird. I mean itâs cute in that âmost prove how rough and tough I amâ way, but itâs still weird. I like it. And I still think you guys deserve something with taste to it that doesnât make you want to purge your tanks. Iâm just saying.â
âOh, and your brother? You might be invited but heâs banned. You know, I can handle evil but cannibalism? I gotta draw a line somewhere.â
âI donât know about being the danger, most Decepticons Iâve met post-war are kind of like puppies. They bark and growl but if youâre good to them, theyâre good to you. Who would have known, right? Treat people good and like theyâre people, and they tend to return the favor. Amazing.â
âAnyway! Iâm just saying; if Decepticons want to come to hang out on Velocitron, they can. Weâll treat you all well. We have the best parties.â
thesoundlessvoidâ:
I get it. Fortunately, âCons ainât much different in their drinkinâ habits from other mecha. We just like it strong, usually.
We drink to get drunk, fuck flavor. Straight highgrade.
But what if I could do get both? I mean, something very strong but also has some flavor. That doesnât taste like something burning your glossa out and your throat.Â
Do know if your brothers and sisters like sweet things? How about sour or spicy? Iâm sure I could --Â
Oh! Do you think I could extend an invitation to the remaining Decepticons? For them to come to Velocitron. Itâs a neutral planet so they wonât be in danger. We could test out drink and foods! And activities to up Decepticon tourism.Â
thesoundlessvoid replied to your post: Suddenly, Decepticons.Â
Problem?
Yeah, I donât know what they like to drink. How am I supposed to stock proper high grade and other supplies, if I just donât know? Itâs wild.Â
   Care to help?Â

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Suddenly, Decepticons.Â
the-automobile-enthusiastâ:
ÂŤAre you jealous?Âť
::Tell me exactly why I would be jealous? Instead of, you know, trying to stop you from corrupting an Autobot. Again.::
::Put that medic back where you found him or so help me, Knock Out!::
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There was surprise in the enforcerâs face plates as he was pushed to the nearest wall and his neck bitten. He tilted it sideways, expecting to just take it like always. â So watcha doing?â
The slender blue speedster grinned as he nipping at a cable, giving it a careful tug. âWell, Iâm trying to rev you up, but obviously not doing that great of a job,â he mused, mischief accenting the words.
Long, slender digits slid over seams in his shoulder armor, the ex-racerâs frame leaned against his thoughtful. âWould it help if I said I really think youâd look gorgeous without all this bulky armor?â

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Bar Sentence Starters
âCan you give me a shot of the strongest youâve gotâ
âWhat is the cheapest liquor that will get me fucked upâ
âBartenders always look really sexyâ
âJust a soda for meâ
âWhy is that guy always over there in the cornerâ
âDo you give free drinks to pretty ladies?~â
âIâm not saying Iâd sleep with you to pay for the tab, however, if that was an option Iâd consider itâ
âIs that⌠milk? Yeah Iâll have someâ
âI know Iâm here every friday night but I swear Iâm not lonely or sadâ
âIâve only had like threeteen drinks you CANâT kick me outâ
âI know I vomited on the floor but I can handle a couple more nowâ
âWhen do you get off? Iâd like to take you out for a drink myself.â
âCan I just get a bowl of maraschino cherries? Yeah just like a whole bowlâ
âWhy do all bartenders look dead inside after 10 pm?â
âCan you pretend to be my fiance?? This jackass wonât leave me aloneâ
âCome on, I know youâre working but why donât  we just dance?â
cold-blooded-corruption:
:Iâd rather just make him a Terrorcon then::
::... youâd probably have to kill him...::
cold-blooded-corruption:
::So if I could ask, what do you think would happen to him given Iâm a Terrorcon?::
::I think -- again, not a medic, just dated one briefly -- that nothing terrible will happen. The worst thing would be a permanent Dark Energon infection. And it might not even be permanent, unless you two merge a lot.::
::Or do you mean just merging? Because then heâd probably be exposed to the Dark Energon.::
::Iâd just watch him carefully, because that... can form an addiction to my limited knowledge of the stuff.::Â
cold-blooded-corruption:
::I appreciate it blur:
::Hey, Iâm always happy to help!::
::And share the amazing secrets of interface. Besides, merges might make the actual bonding easier on both of you. The less stress, the less likely something will go wrong.::
cold-blooded-corruption:
::Given that I was a slave, I doubt I would know::
::Oh... thatâs right. Cybertron did that... didnât they?::
::Donât worry. Iâll get the data to you. And then youâll be able to merge with your partner, itâs quite a beautiful experience.::

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cold-blooded-corruption:
::âŚYeah Iâve never heard ofâŚa temporary bondâŚ.::
::Cybertron was always so serious about sparks. Maybe you were never taught. I could easily forward you information on it.::
cold-blooded-corruption:
::We just..spend literally all our time with one anotherâŚbe protectiveâŚyou knowâŚuhâŚstuff like that?::
::Understandable, but you donât merge your sparks? At all? How do you even know youâre compatible for a bond? Or even get used to a bond?::
::I mean, here on Velocitron we merge sparks all the time. Never for long periods and always have a rest period, if you donât want to bond. I mean, you can get a weak bond sometimes, just echoes mostly but itâs never a permanent thing unless you keep at it, over a period of time and strength the echo.::
::Iâm probably explaining it wrong. Or not entirely correct. I was a racer, not a doctor or some spark expert, but...::Â