friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals

and your imaginary dragons

and your cold monkeys

and your unreasonable amount of pilots

why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

what the hell is wrong with this website

We like pizza and not babies.

my parents did have a pizza

I can’t take this site anymore

NASA knows.  NASA has seen the dark beneath. NASA’s urgency to leave the planet grows ever stronger

next pixar movie

Wrapped Up, coming (ha ha) in 2017.

@lucifer-is-the-light every single day

If the population of Earth were only 100 people and one guy tried to hoard 99% of the money. The other 99 people would simply just kill that guy and take their money back.

just-shower-thoughts advocating the murder of the bourgeoisie

I mean

*Karl Marx from his coffin* Nice