Not on my watch!

To those of you I owe replies to, I’m very sorry. I will reply to them as soon as I am able. 

I will be on my personal blog occasionally, so if you need to talk to me, that’s where I’ll be. I intend to come back to this blog eventually, but at this point in time I can’t say when. 

Send in a letter and I’ll respond with: 

Requested by anonymous. Feel free to change pronouns. 

“Do you need something, my liege?” 

“Get behind me, my lady!” 

“Sir knight, do come here.” 

“If I may be so bold, my lord, but is this really necessary?” 

“You sent for me, my king?” 

“I’m sorry, my lord, but I don’t trust him.” 

“You’re part of my personal guard now.” 

“No need for formalities here, my friend.” 

“I couldn’t possibly be so informal towards you, my liege.” 

“You shouldn’t run off like that, my lady.” 

“You must be a new guard.” 

“They shouldn’t speak of you like that, my king!” 

“A message for you, your highness.” 

“Running off without an escort again, my lady?” 

“Please forgive me, your highness.” 

“My dear knight, please take off your helm so I may look at you.” 

“I don’t think I’ve you seen around before, guard.” 

“Walk with me, sir knight.” 

“You were my late father’s favorite. You don’t look like much.” 

“Are you disappointed that you’re to guard me instead of an heir higher in succession?” 

“I didn’t know we hired your kind into our guards.” 

“I am merely a guard, my lord.” 

“I live to serve you. Always.”