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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
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There’s a really good book all about this.
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So. Tyr, my dog, is a Great Pyraneese. This is important because this breed is known to be smart. Not in the way a German Shepherd or border Collie is smart, and wanting to please a human; Great Pyrs are independent minded and bred to Be Management of herds when a human might not be around.
Anyway.
It has been very pleasant out. We had the windows cracked and left them cracked when we went to work. This has never been an issue before.
My darling spouse was working on a job in a small town about a mile from our place. He was getting some stuff from the work van when he sees a large white dog prancing along.
"Huh." He thinks. "That looks an awful lot like.....TYR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE."
Tyr, delighted that she has Found Father, bounds up happily and gets in the work van to give face kisses.
"GIRL NO WHAT." Kev says, scrambling to go let the client know that he has to take the fucking criminal back home real quick.
Turns out she discovered that a window can be shoved open with a determined snoot, and a window screen is not as strong as 80 pounds of muscular dog. And went for an adventure.
I got a call at this point while I was doing payroll.
"BABE WE NEED TO BABY GATE ALL THE FUCKING WINDOWS." My spouse says.
"....okay??" I say, and then get the story. I swore a bunch.
Anyway my dog is a criminal escape artist and we have to baby proof the fucking windows now
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
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Helsinki is cool because it’s the middle of the day in the capital city and there’s literally no one outside
Isn't this also like a stone's throw from the Parliament? So it's literally in the middle of the city as well
This is why I 100% believe in the plausibility of the (pre-covid) anecdote of a group of chinese transfer students seeing Helsinki on a normal day and quietly concluding that there must have been some absolute calamity in the capital city that wiped out a huge chunk of the population, and consequently concluding that it must be a very sensitive subject they shouldn't ask about, because none of the finnish host people ever brought it up on their own.
But actually, the reason why the locals were acting like everything is completely normal is because it is completely normal. There was no plague or earthquake or anything to make the people disappear. Shit just looks like this all the time.
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As a Brazilian who speaks English I love scaring the shit out of USAmericans by seamlessly switching from my natural Brazilian accent in English to a perfect California accent. English is my second language, so I naturally speak it with a Brazilian accent, but I lived in LA for 4 years. That wasn’t enough time to erase my Brazilian accent, but it was long enough for me to master a mockery of California girl English to an extent that when I randomly switch into it, USAmericans look at me like I’m some sort of uncanny valley mannequin that suddenly gained life. They look so unnerved by it
It makes them self conscious to watch this switch happen, because when I put on that American accent after speaking with my natural Brazilian accent, they suddenly become aware of their own pronunciation quirks they’d never realized before
When I was in LA I dated this girl who’d been born and raised in the city and she asked me to stop doing this because it made her self conscious about her own accent 😂 it actually made her upset
And I’ve always learned English by mimicry. When I was in Brazil learning it, I’d watch shows in English and simply copy the lines of characters.
So when I got to LA I did the same thing. If one of my friends pronounced a certain word differently from me, I’d repeat it back at them in their accent so I could learn it. Sometimes it was entire sentences
They fucking HATED that. Not because they found it annoying but because it made them hyper aware of how they pronounced certain words and it’d stick with them for days
As a Brazilian who speaks English I love scaring the shit out of USAmericans by seamlessly switching from my natural Brazilian accent in English to a perfect California accent. English is my second language, so I naturally speak it with a Brazilian accent, but I lived in LA for 4 years. That wasn’t enough time to erase my Brazilian accent, but it was long enough for me to master a mockery of California girl English to an extent that when I randomly switch into it, USAmericans look at me like I’m some sort of uncanny valley mannequin that suddenly gained life. They look so unnerved by it
It makes them self conscious to watch this switch happen, because when I put on that American accent after speaking with my natural Brazilian accent, they suddenly become aware of their own pronunciation quirks they’d never realized before
When I was in LA I dated this girl who’d been born and raised in the city and she asked me to stop doing this because it made her self conscious about her own accent 😂 it actually made her upset
And I’ve always learned English by mimicry. When I was in Brazil learning it, I’d watch shows in English and simply copy the lines of characters.
So when I got to LA I did the same thing. If one of my friends pronounced a certain word differently from me, I’d repeat it back at them in their accent so I could learn it. Sometimes it was entire sentences
They fucking HATED that. Not because they found it annoying but because it made them hyper aware of how they pronounced certain words and it’d stick with them for days
when aaron called the armbands andrew gave neil a promise ring i was like damn. didn’t realize i bought a one way ticket to gag city
*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?
Bro what the fuck did they do to Neil Josten
Snakes drink through a straw called their whole body.
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“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
