Not Captain Kirk

And suddenly the Joker is interesting again.

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

Quality rooster

“Best friends”

You always hear about the dangers of office workers sitting too much but never about children sitting for 8 hours a day at school.

HETERONORMATIVITY HAS LEAD ME TO VIEW MR. BRIGHTSIDE THE WRONG WAY FOR 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE, BUT NOW I AM WOKE AND UNDERSTAND THAT MR. BRIGHTSIDE IS THE ICONIC BISEXUAL ANTHEM WE’VE BEEN TRAGICALLY UNAWARE OF

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

Dogs beat humans in the space race

@viverridae

i didn’t even know these animals existed

did you mean: two best friends on an IMPORTANT ADVENTURE

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

#PushEveryoneAwayAndSufferInSilence2k16