Shag.

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

Well dang fine, we can use the full bottle if you come back home and stop using the tank..there is that a deal?

bet.

Okay good. What type of cookies do you want?

No I mean do you want anything else in the cookies? Like chocolate, Candy, basically anything (no, we will not be putting anything plant like or objects in cookies) 

a gun. A bomb. Gasoline. And fried bull testicle!

Okay first no, second no, and third no. We want to be able to eat this. And fourth one maybe..

Awh.

This is why I hate women. Just buy me booze it’s not hard

what do women have to do with this?? when did women come up.

your a women

im not.

uh huh!

@yookoota

YK WHAT. IM GONNA PUT DOG WEINERS ON YOU.

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

Well dang fine, we can use the full bottle if you come back home and stop using the tank..there is that a deal?

bet.

Okay good. What type of cookies do you want?

No I mean do you want anything else in the cookies? Like chocolate, Candy, basically anything (no, we will not be putting anything plant like or objects in cookies) 

a gun. A bomb. Gasoline. And fried bull testicle!

This is why I hate women. Just buy me booze it’s not hard

what do women have to do with this?? when did women come up.

your a women

im not.

uh huh!

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

Well dang fine, we can use the full bottle if you come back home and stop using the tank..there is that a deal?

bet.

Okay good. What type of cookies do you want?

This is why I hate women. Just buy me booze it’s not hard

what do women have to do with this?? when did women come up.

your a women

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

Well dang fine, we can use the full bottle if you come back home and stop using the tank..there is that a deal?

bet.

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

Dear it’s my tank, and I can easily stop the tank from working, but ill compromise by use 90% of the bottle good?

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

*Sigh* Do you want to go make cookies with like a pinch of alcohol? Because I can do that if it will stop you from making world war 3.

how about the whole bottle and I’ll stop firing my tank?

This is why I hate women. Just buy me booze it’s not hard

DEAR I WOULD!? Probably have to keep you in close proximity of me so you don’t burn or hurt anyone, but I would still let you come—

nahhh I like hurt things and people and burning things. World war 3..

just sit down.

i dont think i will....

no it’s good for you

just sit down.

No-! *takes the flamethrower away* no.

AH. YOUR SO MEAN.

Dear we don’t burn people without cause now go use this and burn Dazai :)

YAY!!

wtf-

UM NO I DON'T WANT TO BE BURNED-

yes you do. Cere doggyyyyyy I make you feel warm with fire 😋😈

UM UH- @teddymochi PLEASE SAVE ME I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG *dramatic sob*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency HELP ME DADDDD

*sob* PLEASEEEEE I DON'T WANT BE BURNED, ITS GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO HEAL SINCE YOSANO CAN'T HELP MEEEEE

Well dang I caused this..it’s okay you can come with me I’ll protect you for my daughter. 

WAHHHH

Is this crying or confusion? Because I can make you something to make you feel better, or I can explain depends on the answer— 

BOTH IM CRYING AND CONFUSED

Well for crying one I could either give you a hug or make you some crab, for the confusion part I am the adopted parent of Shag, I may be a bit of more.. encouraging mother in most not good things. But never mind that! 

CRAB???!!!! :O

... good god this is annoying

your annoying. Buuuut if you give me booze with out teddy knowing I won’t try and kill your everyday!

No-! *takes the flamethrower away* no.

AH. YOUR SO MEAN.

Dear we don’t burn people without cause now go use this and burn Dazai :)

YAY!!

wtf-

UM NO I DON'T WANT TO BE BURNED-

yes you do. Cere doggyyyyyy I make you feel warm with fire 😋😈

UM UH- @teddymochi PLEASE SAVE ME I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG *dramatic sob*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency HELP ME DADDDD

*sob* PLEASEEEEE I DON'T WANT BE BURNED, ITS GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO HEAL SINCE YOSANO CAN'T HELP MEEEEE

Well dang I caused this..it’s okay you can come with me I’ll protect you for my daughter. 

WAHHHH

Is this crying or confusion? Because I can make you something to make you feel better, or I can explain depends on the answer— 

BOTH IM CRYING AND CONFUSED

Well for crying one I could either give you a hug or make you some crab, for the confusion part I am the adopted parent of Shag, I may be a bit of more.. encouraging mother in most not good things. But never mind that! 

CRAB???!!!! :O