Just another geeky nerd

dude can print gifs

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

did you write this notice for the belugas or

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

narwhals, maybe

Please. Everyone knows unicorns aren’t real.

I truly love how queer can mean "Eh I'm some flavour of Not-Cishet but I don't care to know the specifics beyond that" but also "I absolutely do know the specifics but we will be here all damn day if we get into it" and like. Everything in between. I think that's incredibly powerful of us tbh.

Also "I know damn well the specifics but FUCK YOU for assuming you're entitled to them when it's none of your damn business (especially if you want to know so you can judge the validity of my identity according to your personal tastes)"

also "the specifics have been known to change on me and I cannot be bothered to keep anybody else updated when they do"

Hey if you're new to tumblr don't worry about people telling you not to come here because it's "dead" or a "hell site" or "the users will force you to eat bees", it's actually pretty cool, no matter what the rest of the internet keeps telling you. Oh, and you totally won't need those crosses and garlic they gave you. Yeah, no, I don't know why they broke down weeping and told you that for your mother's sake you should stay away from this website. Maybe a joke about the history of nsfw content I guess? Anyways, come on in, we've been eagerly awaiting your visit.

Science fiction is full of first contact stories, but is there a such thing as LAST contact?  Decide exactly what that means, and write about it.