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I fucking hate conservative humor. It’s always something like:

“What did the cow said to the non-binary, trans, they/them, leftist, socialist Kamala supporter when they asked for her pronounces..?”

“Moo”

And it sucks every time

#conservative humor these nuts #Donald Trump’s leaked nudes #the secret kraby patty recipe #mini rant

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I don’t trust a man who likes Oreos and plays the mandolin. I don’t know what about them, but I think it’s mainly with the “man” part

#jokes are fun when you believe in reality bending #charlotte Brontë’s morning routine

I know only 2 things

The first thing is: a thing

The second thing is: also a thing

I d-… I don’t know any more

#hey do I know you?#give me back my bread #mental health tips and tricks #when in doubt… don’t be. it’s okay

James Bond is a shit spy!

Double o’seven these nuts.

How can one spy be so shit. You have only one fucking job and you’re fucking it up.

James, Jamie, Jonny-boy, dude, as a spy people aren’t supposed to know who you are! That’s like rule one of spying!

“The name’s Bond, James Bond” now they know who you are. You’re going around sleeping with all those women and then act surprised they actually secretly spies. At least they do their fucking job!

The millisecond someone says “Mr. Bond, I’ve heard a lot about you” is the moment you realize how a colossal monumental fuck up you are.

#james bond #007

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Day #722 of David Tennant as a Fennec Fox 🦊 @neil-gaiman