Peter 1

Well what do you call them then?

they're called the New Avengers.

…. Well that’s boring and unoriginal

it's safe and familiar, people like that.

miss valentina 🙋‍♂️ i dont like that

no I'm not dead, you guys can all let out that sigh of relief now.

:D

Mayor Fisk needs to be more careful cause he's slowly but surely becoming a real pain in my ass.

...do we need to check you into a hospital?

.....maybe just a little one

ummm knife sorta... in my side

"well i was on patrol and there was this guy and he had this crazy haircut it was like-" peter waves his hands wildly, still not getting to the point

"what do you mean 'crazy haircut'? where did this happen?"

"freaking um. new york"

"Peter, you've lived here your entire life, where in New York???" she helps him into the car and quickly drives over to the hospital

"noooo not the normal one the um. the stark one. the normal one is- its not spider friendly"

"...huh??" she helps him out of the car and into the emergency room where they quickly get him a room

"dude! the normal doctor asks too many questions, keep up" he mumbled, half coherent

"just relax Peter, they're taking you into surgery, everything is getting prepped now" a nurse gives Peter some painkillers for now

"okay but when they start freakin out cause i's already healin don't come at me" he mumbles. damn, may's gonna kill him.

"I'll take care of it if anyone asks questions" she adjusts his pillow

"Don't let them look in my pockets, i got web stuff in them" he's fully slurring his words now. "may's gonna freakin kill me, dude, i'm a gonner, i'm so dead, put dahlias on my casket, it'll be closed once she's done with me"

Mayor Fisk needs to be more careful cause he's slowly but surely becoming a real pain in my ass.

...do we need to check you into a hospital?

.....maybe just a little one

ummm knife sorta... in my side

"well i was on patrol and there was this guy and he had this crazy haircut it was like-" peter waves his hands wildly, still not getting to the point

"what do you mean 'crazy haircut'? where did this happen?"

"freaking um. new york"

"Peter, you've lived here your entire life, where in New York???" she helps him into the car and quickly drives over to the hospital

"noooo not the normal one the um. the stark one. the normal one is- its not spider friendly"

"...huh??" she helps him out of the car and into the emergency room where they quickly get him a room

"dude! the normal doctor asks too many questions, keep up" he mumbled, half coherent

"just relax Peter, they're taking you into surgery, everything is getting prepped now" a nurse gives Peter some painkillers for now

"okay but when they start freakin out cause i's already healin don't come at me" he mumbles. damn, may's gonna kill him.

Mayor Fisk needs to be more careful cause he's slowly but surely becoming a real pain in my ass.

...do we need to check you into a hospital?

.....maybe just a little one

ummm knife sorta... in my side

"well i was on patrol and there was this guy and he had this crazy haircut it was like-" peter waves his hands wildly, still not getting to the point

"what do you mean 'crazy haircut'? where did this happen?"

"freaking um. new york"

"Peter, you've lived here your entire life, where in New York???" she helps him into the car and quickly drives over to the hospital

"noooo not the normal one the um. the stark one. the normal one is- its not spider friendly"

"...huh??" she helps him out of the car and into the emergency room where they quickly get him a room

"dude! the normal doctor asks too many questions, keep up" he mumbled, half coherent

Mayor Fisk needs to be more careful cause he's slowly but surely becoming a real pain in my ass.

...do we need to check you into a hospital?

.....maybe just a little one

ummm knife sorta... in my side

"well i was on patrol and there was this guy and he had this crazy haircut it was like-" peter waves his hands wildly, still not getting to the point

"what do you mean 'crazy haircut'? where did this happen?"

"freaking um. new york"

"Peter, you've lived here your entire life, where in New York???" she helps him into the car and quickly drives over to the hospital

"noooo not the normal one the um. the stark one. the normal one is- its not spider friendly"

Mayor Fisk needs to be more careful cause he's slowly but surely becoming a real pain in my ass.

...do we need to check you into a hospital?

.....maybe just a little one

ummm knife sorta... in my side

"well i was on patrol and there was this guy and he had this crazy haircut it was like-" peter waves his hands wildly, still not getting to the point

"what do you mean 'crazy haircut'? where did this happen?"

"freaking um. new york"

Mayor Fisk needs to be more careful cause he's slowly but surely becoming a real pain in my ass.

...do we need to check you into a hospital?

.....maybe just a little one

ummm knife sorta... in my side

"well i was on patrol and there was this guy and he had this crazy haircut it was like-" peter waves his hands wildly, still not getting to the point

Mayor Fisk needs to be more careful cause he's slowly but surely becoming a real pain in my ass.

...do we need to check you into a hospital?

.....maybe just a little one

ummm knife sorta... in my side

Mayor Fisk needs to be more careful cause he's slowly but surely becoming a real pain in my ass.

...do we need to check you into a hospital?

.....maybe just a little one

Mayor Fisk needs to be more careful cause he's slowly but surely becoming a real pain in my ass.

so um. i frew up

so theres this building and i was outside of it and my head was spinning real bad and so i found a trash can and i threw up there by the buildinh with all the windows

uhhhhhh 🤷‍♂️