All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

im a hoe for art restoration

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

when it hits the exact corner i can produce 1 (one) coherent thought

This spoke to me spiritually

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

were really running out of posts to make huh

please tell her that she’s brought joy untold into all our lives

This makes me so happy and I’m not even a Furby fan