I'm a fungi

there’s a trans woman out there doing it better

all of it

like just really all of it

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

*c'est la vie

god damn it

*sacrebleu

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

It;s so annoying how they made things that feel good that are also really bad for you. Anyone agree

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

this works btw. i literally managed to use this to rail against class discrimination when i worked in retail. boss said "don't give the bathroom code or unlock anything for homeless people". i said "can you put it in writing that you want me to ask customers about their housing status, or whichever criteria you're using to tell at a glance?" the issue never came up again, and that one wasn't even a potential sexual harassment suit. if you are cis you should absolutely do this.

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

Nobody in my boyfriend's family has been suspected or tested for autism.

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next