My name Is Leon. No..Not from Resident Evil. I can see how that's confusing..we have the same last name.
There's nothing much about me except I am a giant panda..uh well I can turn into one. And I don't like it when I'm dead named,it brings back bad memories...
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I used to be @logan-wilson, but I did a big rebrand cause of awful things. But hopefully this time things will be fine!
Rules:
1.Standard stuff. Don't need to list it
2. No Mpreg stuff! I will not tolerate ANY. Mention it or sending an ask will send you to the shadow realm!
3. Please for the love that's all Holy don't be weird.
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Uh. Mr Stark...I uh..n-bees help with something. Uh first of all Hi,Leon S.Kennedy. haven't met you before. Uh. Back t-to what I was saying I messed up. Bad.
Right.. uhm.. so there's this serum thing I tried getting away from this...rat sized kid..thing. told him it was dangerous and uh..it splashed on his face and he ran .. somewhere.
*Leon tried not to stammer as much since he was panicking. And of course that caused his paws to poke out of the gloves he was wearing*
Oh th-ank fuck! I'm so sorry about that I was trying to get it away from him but there was a tug of war and it ..splashed o-on his face...I already said that but that did happen!
I can dispose of it now..and whoever Cillian is,she's a life saver.
I-I'm glad you're forgiving. I was expecting..something else. Uhm.. well if you ever need anything,you can call this panda for anything. Take it as a sign of gratitude and for an apology along with the m-muffins. I'll get out of your fur- hair! I meant hair! I'll get out of your hair now!
Uh. Mr Stark...I uh..n-bees help with something. Uh first of all Hi,Leon S.Kennedy. haven't met you before. Uh. Back t-to what I was saying I messed up. Bad.
Right.. uhm.. so there's this serum thing I tried getting away from this...rat sized kid..thing. told him it was dangerous and uh..it splashed on his face and he ran .. somewhere.
*Leon tried not to stammer as much since he was panicking. And of course that caused his paws to poke out of the gloves he was wearing*
Oh th-ank fuck! I'm so sorry about that I was trying to get it away from him but there was a tug of war and it ..splashed o-on his face...I already said that but that did happen!
I can dispose of it now..and whoever Cillian is,she's a life saver.
I-I'm glad you're forgiving. I was expecting..something else. Uhm.. well if you ever need anything,you can call this panda for anything. Take it as a sign of gratitude and for an apology along with the m-muffins. I'll get out of your fur- hair! I meant hair! I'll get out of your hair now!
Uh. Mr Stark...I uh..n-bees help with something. Uh first of all Hi,Leon S.Kennedy. haven't met you before. Uh. Back t-to what I was saying I messed up. Bad.
Right.. uhm.. so there's this serum thing I tried getting away from this...rat sized kid..thing. told him it was dangerous and uh..it splashed on his face and he ran .. somewhere.
*Leon tried not to stammer as much since he was panicking. And of course that caused his paws to poke out of the gloves he was wearing*
Oh th-ank fuck! I'm so sorry about that I was trying to get it away from him but there was a tug of war and it ..splashed o-on his face...I already said that but that did happen!
I can dispose of it now..and whoever Cillian is,she's a life saver.
Uh. Mr Stark...I uh..n-bees help with something. Uh first of all Hi,Leon S.Kennedy. haven't met you before. Uh. Back t-to what I was saying I messed up. Bad.
Right.. uhm.. so there's this serum thing I tried getting away from this...rat sized kid..thing. told him it was dangerous and uh..it splashed on his face and he ran .. somewhere.
*Leon tried not to stammer as much since he was panicking. And of course that caused his paws to poke out of the gloves he was wearing*
Oh th-ank fuck! I'm so sorry about that I was trying to get it away from him but there was a tug of war and it ..splashed o-on his face...I already said that but that did happen!
I can dispose of it now..and whoever Cillian is,she's a life saver.
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Uh. Mr Stark...I uh..n-bees help with something. Uh first of all Hi,Leon S.Kennedy. haven't met you before. Uh. Back t-to what I was saying I messed up. Bad.
Right.. uhm.. so there's this serum thing I tried getting away from this...rat sized kid..thing. told him it was dangerous and uh..it splashed on his face and he ran .. somewhere.
*Leon tried not to stammer as much since he was panicking. And of course that caused his paws to poke out of the gloves he was wearing*
Oh th-ank fuck! I'm so sorry about that I was trying to get it away from him but there was a tug of war and it ..splashed o-on his face...I already said that but that did happen!
I can dispose of it now..and whoever Cillian is,she's a life saver.
Uh. Mr Stark...I uh..n-bees help with something. Uh first of all Hi,Leon S.Kennedy. haven't met you before. Uh. Back t-to what I was saying I messed up. Bad.
Right.. uhm.. so there's this serum thing I tried getting away from this...rat sized kid..thing. told him it was dangerous and uh..it splashed on his face and he ran .. somewhere.
*Leon tried not to stammer as much since he was panicking. And of course that caused his paws to poke out of the gloves he was wearing*
*Leon quickly grabbed the vials and closes it back up and grimaced. Luckily he wore gloves. But he cursed when he realized it got on the tiny Gambit's face.*
Crap! Hopefully you didn't swallow any. That would be bad
*Leon grabbed a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the substance off the little guy's face*
Sorry little guy..this did not go as planned...just wanted to get this shit away and it wound up covering you...
*Leon winced at the bite at his hand. Little man has SHARP Teeth! But that wasn't all,they had little to no reaction time when the glasses got knocked off his face. He blindly felt around for them for a bit,fumbling around until the glasses were found. Leon outs them back on and....the gremlin was gone. Great. Way to save the day,bear*
*Leon quickly grabbed the vials and closes it back up and grimaced. Luckily he wore gloves. But he cursed when he realized it got on the tiny Gambit's face.*
Crap! Hopefully you didn't swallow any. That would be bad
*Leon grabbed a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the substance off the little guy's face*
Sorry little guy..this did not go as planned...just wanted to get this shit away and it wound up covering you...
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*Leon sat alone on the roof,crying. They didn't understand why everyone is so...fucking...blind. did the Goblin's last crimes mean nothing?! Before her transition,before meeting some of the new X-Men,meeting THE Scott summers..Leon was just a little kid. A little kid who's life changed because of that green,purple spandex FUCKER! The goblin had killed their parents,their best friend Carlos,killed his baby sister Rose,and then almost. Thinking about it made Leon cry harder,his sobs echoing into the still air. The pumpkin shaped bombs were still clear as day in their head. The screams,the cries,the ambulance sirens,being dragged away from their lifeless bodies. Spider-man may have came and stopped him before...but he couldn't bring back everything the then child had lost. 14 years later, at age 19,almost a full adult,this all came crashing back. Why..WHY ARE PEOPLE BLINDLY FOLLOWING HIM?! WHY ARE THEY DRINKING HIS POISON?!
...
Why where they siding with a murderer? Why must he hurt so many more people..it wasn't fair. Leon's panda claws sunk into their arms,drawing blood. Leon was in so much pain. He wishes this madness would end. And to not be alone for once
Because I've heard stories about you.. terrible things and you yourself was responsible for. Is this a repeat? Are you trying to convince yourself that trying to take over the world is love?!
ResidentPANDA AU
Everything is the same in RE4 but Leon is a Panda and only Luis, Ashley, and himself, notice. Now let's enjoy the CRACK.
Basically it starts off with Leon waking up in the Police cruiser, slightly confused as he feels off. Tired, He looks down at his hands, only to freeze when he sees giant bear paws instead. He quickly snaps his head up to look at his reflection in the window and is horrified to see a fucking Panda staring back.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" He starts, rightfully alarmed. His cry of shock catches the attention of the cop on front, who turns and looks at him with slight irritation. "Something the matter yankee?"
"What-? YES?" Leon exclaims before gesturing to himself frantically. "What happened to me? WHY AM I A PANDA?!?!"
The cop looks at him in confusion. "Hmm? What on earth are you talking about? You hit your head or something?" The cop sighs."You look the same as you did this morning Yankee." And with that he turns around and starts talking to his buddy, like nothing was wrong. Like this was completely and utterly normal, and Leon tries not to scream.
-Despite being a Panda Bear, Leon has no trouble doing ridiculous Kung Fu moves and crazy spy shit. (Just watch Kung-Fu Panda for an example of this.)
-Ashley is not sure yet if she is either having the worst day of her life or the best day, especially after she sees a Panda Bear do a suplex. Meanwhile Luis is having a crisis because the Panda is kinda hot?
-Again, no one besides Luis and Ashley ( and secretly Ada) notice that Leon is now a giant, talking panda. No matter how hard Leon and them try and convince others (The merchant, Krauser, Saddler, ect..) it goes right over their head and they won't acknowledge it.
-When spying on the village with her binoculars, Ada scans the area, taking note of what's scurrying about. Villager...chicken..cow..another village...a panda..vill- She stops and goes back to see Panda Leon trying his best to sneak into the Village undetected.
It's the cutest thing she's ever seen in her entire life.
-Ada pretends not to notice Leon's predicament when she interacts with him, having too much fun with how adorable he is.
-A minor change in the AU is that Luis tags along IMMEDIATELY when he meets Panda Leon. You would have to be fucking insane not to go on an adventure with a talking, secret agent panda that does martial arts. Oh and Luis doesn't die either...CAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT.
-At the end of the adventure, Luis and Ashley give Leon a thank kiss and it turns him back into a normal human, so he gets a happy ending too.
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