Why are you here? This blog is lame. Go away.

Adam & Eve had no concept of “good and evil”. So, them in the garden of Eden is like 2 mentally disabled kids locked in a room alone everyday. Filled with safe toys…but also a chainsaw. Mistakes were made, God. That’s all I’m saying. -More Shower Thoughts Here!

In a submarine battle you can be under fire, underwater, on fire, and taking on water all at the same time.

I don’t trust fair rides. You ain’t about to tell me that I’m gonna survive riding this thing that you put up in five minutes on a random plot of grass

everyone thinks I’m so hard-core because I wear ripped jeans and combat boots but I’m really just a smol, stressed out child who cries over fictional characters

If a dog were chasing a parrot, and the parrot happened to repeat the word “Sit,” the dog might obey it as a command and neither animal would know what had just happened. -More Shower Thoughts Here!

Now that I’m 25, I’m finally old enough to play a high schooler on TV.

Hamilton just reminded the country of how much of a hero Alexander Hamilton was despite his flaws. Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson just made people hate Andrew Jackson more

Imagine how easy eating healthy would be without taste buds. / cr

There will be a point in your life when you will see a movie trailer, but not be alive to see the movie when it actually comes out.

people i follow address eachother by names and i’m sitting here waiting till people know that my blog even exists 

How did monarchy even get started? Did a random family just start telling everyone that God had chosen them and it stuck?

If you’re a security guard at a Samsung store then you are a guardian of the galaxies