Lame Market of Monsters memes

Dear kids: sometimes, self-care is ridiculously unsexy. It’s cleaning your filthy bathroom after weeks of ignoring it. It’s washing your bedsheets and vacuuming your floors. It’s forcing yourself to take a shower and brush your teeth. When that temporary motivation strikes, RIDE THAT WAVE as far as you possibly can. It’s the kindest thing you can do for yourself sometimes.

Clipboard Check. What random things have you forgotten to clear from your phone's copy and paste clipboard. Mine is a picture of denim underwear and the entire first chapter from a book that I like

Does thinking about my past trauma until my heart rate skyrockets count as cardio

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damn you guys remember at the beginning of 2021 when we thought it was gonna be a better year than 2020? and then we immediately had the hornet storm? i really miss living on the surface

date of origin: 9th of october, 2021.

there are too many tumblr posts that came true for y’all to be joking like this

Look, okay, hear me out, all I’m saying is that Adair may act like other people are always breaking stuff in his store but he definitely breaks way more stuff than anyone else just because he wants to see if it can break or not. Thanks for coming to my ted talk-

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I guess I know what my next fluff fic (after the one I’m writing) is gonna be about 🤗

No but like what if they got the dog from a shelter? All I can think of is that one scene from Lilo and Stitch lol

Nita: (about to pay for the dog) Kovit: I wanna buy him! …(whispers to Nita) can i borrow 2 dollars? Nita: (hands him the money) Kovit: …(taps her with it) Nita: (takes the money back and hands it to the employee)

Kovit: We’re going mattress shopping Nita: You know, once we get it, we’ll have to break it in Kovit: Oh, I hear what you’re saying. Mattress trampoline

Every now and again i think of Kovit romantically whispering his email address to Nita at the end of NEB and I laugh