I am King.

@not-emperor

I am Emperor, King of Turf War and the Crust Bucket. Currently not actively battling to allow my younger brother, Prince, to hone his skills as a King in Turf War, and to pursue my quest in bettering myself as a King of the People. • Unreality Warning

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yaoi ?!

Yaoi.

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Yaoi

are you girlbossing today

I think the proper term is “girlruling.”

King Emperor, what is your advice to continue playing? I have felt tired of playing the same game with the same outcome, defeat, in ranked battles. Although we play different modes, what is your advice?

A King's advice is to build a strong bond with your team. Battling with those you are close with makes each battle Exciting; Otherwise, remember that each defeat brings you closer to Victory. Truly, it does not matter whether you lose or win; What matters is, as Team Blue would say, if you have Fun. Do what you must to enjoy yourself.

not-tintedshades

I'm fucking hungry. Fest is draining the shit out of me.

not-tintedshades

.....

Can someone send me some food? I'll pay you back later.

I can drive to your location with the Crust Bucket. Where do you live? :)

not-tintedshades

Apartment 476.

The King is on his way.

(LOUD GENERAL LEE HORN FOLLOWED BY THE CRUST BUCKET CRASHING INTO THE WALL OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX)

The King has arrived.

not-tintedshades

What the shit??

I have arrived at your location. To send you food.

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not-tintedshades

I'm fucking hungry. Fest is draining the shit out of me.

not-tintedshades

.....

Can someone send me some food? I'll pay you back later.

I can drive to your location with the Crust Bucket. Where do you live? :)

not-tintedshades

Apartment 476.

The King is on his way.

(LOUD GENERAL LEE HORN FOLLOWED BY THE CRUST BUCKET CRASHING INTO THE WALL OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX)

The King has arrived.

not-tintedshades

I'm fucking hungry. Fest is draining the shit out of me.

not-tintedshades

.....

Can someone send me some food? I'll pay you back later.

I can drive to your location with the Crust Bucket. Where do you live? :)

not-tintedshades

Apartment 476.

The King is on his way.

not-tintedshades

I'm fucking hungry. Fest is draining the shit out of me.

not-tintedshades

.....

Can someone send me some food? I'll pay you back later.

I can drive to your location with the Crust Bucket. Where do you live? :)

what would you rather find living in your attic, 1000 roaches or a person

Depends on the phase of the moon.

I'd rather have the person!!!! We have one living up there anyways!!!

You have a person living in your attic?

Yes! They are very kind and I like them!! :)

Ah, yes. The person in the attic. They are indeed quite kind.

hhow Do i use this website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have successfully used the website by making a post, Goggles. :)

I DID IT THIS MEAN S I WON TUMBLR YAY YAY YAY

Congratulations! 🎉

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hhow Do i use this website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have successfully used the website by making a post, Goggles. :)

Did someone order Fries?

#video #crust bucket

Hi hello!!! You can call me Barreleye or YARRwhal! I made this blog to make some friends and hang out :0

Hello, Barreleye! Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS (throws pipe bomb @ you)

Nothing is too fast for the King. However, what do I do with this?

An orbacious specimen.

Hello, little fry.

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An orbacious specimen.

Goldenrod or Sunny Yellow for today...

Gold is the color of a King.

But both colors are nice. :)

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