My theme-less blog

After midnight everyone reverses to monkey brain and that spell doesn’t go away when you sleep but until you depress yourself back into normalcy

Need me a vacation, I’ll see you in 15 minutes after I spent 60 lifetimes in The Backrooms :)

A small child and a stray cat are currently having an argument, I think the child is winning

Having a dairy is too much pressure, now screaming into the vast void of tumblr, that’s just fun and makes me feel better

I go out of my way to censor myself and you still give me a 24 hour ban? Unnaceptable

I'm about to watch a new Bo Burnham special while listening to Fall Out Boy, is it 2021 or 2017?

Being drunk is so wild, like wow, I didn't know I was this funny

Remember the whole 'raid area 51' mess? I feel like that encapsulates human behavior so well, we all laughed at the prospect and as the predetermined date got closer and closer the memes got a little more wild, then the actual date comes and nothing happens, just a few people there because they have nowhere else to be, we got a couple of cheap laughs out of the whole thing and then it was quickly forgotten about, like, what the hell was that?

listen before i go is nothing short of a goddamn masterpiece

James Franco in Spring Breakers has the same energy as that girl in the "country boy I love you aaaaaaaaaa" vine

Why Anthony Amorim so good at music?

You are so unbeliavably boring, nothing about you, or your persona or your way of speaking is interesting in the slightest, the things you say go in one hear out the other, I honestly will be very fucking surprised if I even remember knowing about you in a couple of months, I can't wait for you to stop being an active part of my life

Peak facebook usage is dumping your entire shitpost gallery in random groups and then deleting your account

I just rewatched what. and Make Happy and I had forgotten just how incredible they are, like they're not just a visual equivalent to what the albums feel like, they're actually made/performed/edited/sang in a way where if you just listen to it you legit just lost half of the experience, I want to say so much more but I'll probably watch them a million times more and oh god I had forgotten how good it feels to be a bo burnham stan, my personality is restored